Monday, June 30, 2008

thing

I'm really a scared, timid, little thing.


Sunday, June 29, 2008

journey

Sometimes living life isn't in the journey,
rather the company we keep along the way.


Saturday, June 28, 2008

failure

To fail means you have to have tried.


Friday, June 27, 2008

parody

♫♪ A pat on the butt can be quite sentimental,
but a steamer is a gay's best friend. ♪♫



Thursday, June 26, 2008

delusion

We all try to convince ourselves of something.


Wednesday, June 25, 2008

p3

The Power of Three will set us free.

-Charmed.


Tuesday, June 24, 2008

vodka

Are You there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea.

-Chelsea Handler.


Monday, June 23, 2008

pills

Hi. My name is Marsha. I take pills.

-The Nanny.


Sunday, June 22, 2008

liberty

You can't love liberty without being liberal.


Saturday, June 21, 2008

earth

What happens on Earth, stays on Earth. Alright?


Friday, June 20, 2008

bridges

Burning all your bridges will leave you stranded.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

man

Don't fight "the man", hug him, damnit.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

enamel

Don't waste your enamel on "Rev" Phelps.


Tuesday, June 17, 2008

canada

Toujours canadien, tout le temps, toute la journée.
All Canadian, all the time, all day, everyday.


Monday, June 16, 2008

quiet

I just want someone to be quiet with.


Sunday, June 15, 2008

lavernandshirleyesque

There’s something Lavern and Shirley-esque about this.

-Servo Robot. MST3K.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

hormone

It contained bovine growth hormone
and he turned into a cow.


-Crow Robot. MST3K.


Friday, June 13, 2008

surgery

I think Liz Taylor’s surgery has turned her EVIL!

-Crow Robot. MST3K.


Thursday, June 12, 2008

teens

Now as a teen, I assume you’ve shot-up several times.

-Servo Robot. MST3K.


Wednesday, June 11, 2008

enemies

His power apparently lies in
choosing incompetent enemies.


-Servo Robot. MST3K.


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

journey

In the middle of the journey of our life,
I found myself astray in a dark wood
where the straight road had been lost.


-Dante.


Monday, June 9, 2008

more worry

If you don't got something to worry about –
you got something to worry about.


-Rachel. The Kinsey Sicks.


Sunday, June 8, 2008

worry

What's my secret for staying trim? Worry.


Saturday, June 7, 2008

forget

We never forget anything, we live with it.
On n'oublie jamais rien, on vit avec.

-Hélène Ségara & Laura Pausini


Friday, June 6, 2008

unnature

What!? Am I a hideous freak of unnature!?


Thursday, June 5, 2008

date

Oy, the date went so bad, the next day,
I moved to another city.


Wednesday, June 4, 2008

m'voir/see me

Viens donc m'voir pour passer le temps
So come see me to pass the time

-Viens donc m'voir. La Chicane.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

monday

Monday was wretched.
Tuesday was semi-miserable.
Wednesday, feh.



Monday, June 2, 2008

real

Captain’s Log Supplimental: I’m a real boy!

Sunday, June 1, 2008

mystique

Your feminine mystique will pull you through it.