computers

Computers don't make mistakes... until they
realise they have killed all the Humans.

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psychic

Who's Eunice and why doesn't she get her own body?

-Jane Lane. Daria.

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heals

What happened to your "come and get it" heals?

-Daria

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unseen

What we can see is only half of what there is.

-Ghost Whisperer.

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non-smoking

I'm addicted to not-smoking.

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cults

I don't join cults. I create them.

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birth

I wasn't born. I was designed.

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character

The measure of our character is not
determined by those who judge us,
but by those who love us.

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thinking

I have a question. Is that thinking? Stop it!

-a student

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acceptance

There is no shame in accepting your
failures, faults and short-comings.
Those things are part of you too.

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tarmac

If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions,
then what is the road to Heaven paved with?

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groups

Sorry, all my support groups have a one member limit.

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clutz

It's easy to be a clutz when
there is clutter everywhere.

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odd

I am not a creeper! I'm odd!

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channeling

I channeled Brahma when I
should have channeled Shiva.

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weight

I've weighed more. I've weighed less.
But, I have always been me.

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nonsense

It's not nonsense. It's no sense.

-Bob Miller

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façade

Damn it. She saw right through our facade of hopefulness.

-Daria

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suck-ups

I'm allergic to empty compliments and false appreciation.

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quitters

Everyday is a good day to quit.

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self

I'm the most self-interested person I know.

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renewal

In order to become something new,
we must destroy what we were.

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renouveler

Pour que nous renouvelions, il faut
détuire ce que nous étions.

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temperance

You're lucky I have my father's temperance.
If I were any more like my mother, I'd
punch you in the face.

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multimedia

Sorry, I only use mono-medium for my presentations.

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accent

When people from the South hear people
from the North speak, do they feel the
same way Northerners do when they
hear the British speak?

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shallow

Sometimes your shallowness is so
thorough it's almost like depth.

-Daria

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unity

Divided we stand.
United we fall.

-The Daily Show.

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edgy

I'm not being negative. I'm being edgy.

-Jane Lane. Daria.

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polite

I wish I had nice things to say.

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butter

I don't know what to do?!
Should I eat more butter?

-Amy. Futurama.

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