spring

Spring! Time to say goodbye
to Winter's mucous!

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self

We cannot be less than who we were,
but we can be more than who we are.

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love

Love is only as hard as your heart.

-Shane Orth

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war

War always finds a way.

-Anon


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Krieg

Der Krieg findet immer einen Ausweg.

-Anon

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math

Customer - I'm just doing the math in my head.
Clerk- I've heard that's dangerous.

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ground-hog

As longs as he stays off my property,
I won't have to pour kitty-litter
down his hole.

-Dad

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survival

In America, it is just easier financially
to get sick and die rather than to get
the care or cure you need to survive.

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red-state

Now I remember! Florida is a Red-state!
They don't know how to think! Duh!

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proselytization

Why can't we give hope without fear?

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playdough

Playdough is really good as
the bun and the burger.

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god-given

If you think owing a gun is
a "god-given" right, then
your head is full of shit.

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risks

This is not a day to take risks.
Diplomacy rules today.


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money

Money is gratifying, not satisfying.

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MLK

In death, we offer the acknowledgment
of the man and his dream that we denied
him in life. In his grave, we praise him for
his decency - but when he walked among
us we acted with no decency of our own.

-Rod Serling. Creator of The Twilight Zone
concerning Martin Luther King Jr.

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prejudice

The singular evil of our time is prejudice.

-Rod Serling. Creator of The Twilight Zone.

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qe2

Never pass up the opportunity to
be photographed with the Queen.


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spring

I realised Spring was here the other day
when an emaciated, suicidal squirrel,
who probably has a crack addiction,
ran out in front of my car...
that and a nagging allergy.


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subtitles

David Bouchard: [surprised] You speak French?

Martin Ward: No, not really. I had a small gadget
installed in my brain and I see subtitles
under people when they speak.

Bon Cop Bad Cop.

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gift-shop

Customer - Ain't this a Hobby Shop?
Employee - No. This is Hell's Gift-shop.

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amber

Amber coloured glass never goes out of style.

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