Saturday, January 31, 2009

#

The world doesn't run on numbers alone.


Friday, January 30, 2009

gifts

Honour the gifts you have been given daily.


Thursday, January 29, 2009

common-ground

Instead of finding a reason against
someone's belief or point of view,
find something you have in common.


Wednesday, January 28, 2009

one-up

Instead of one-uping someone's moment
be happy for them and praise it.



Tuesday, January 27, 2009

work

I'm not going to sell anything
any faster by looking busy.


Monday, January 26, 2009

proselytize

I'm sure you're very nice people.
But, the price of joining your cult
is too high for me. I cannot willingly
submit my free-will, my independent
thought, my body or my soul to the
dogma you conscientiously follow
and blindly obey.


Sunday, January 25, 2009

learning

If your ultimate goal in learning is
to achieve the highest grade, then
you've missed the point of learning.



Saturday, January 24, 2009

grades

Grades are important,
but they are not everything.


Friday, January 23, 2009

bird

I will flip my bird wherever, whenever and
at whomever I please, thank you very much.



Thursday, January 22, 2009

sides

Unfortunately, far too many who are on the "right"
see the middle as "left", leaving no middle, and
that's why nothing gets accomplished.



Wednesday, January 21, 2009

general-public

It seems everyday someone plumbs new
and unexplored areas of rudeness,
stupidity and bad hygiene.


Tuesday, January 20, 2009

inauguration

It felt like the fog had cleared even though
the weight was still on my shoulders.


Monday, January 19, 2009

politics

Politics is an invention of Man, not divinity.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

work

I've been here for about 2 days since this morning.


Saturday, January 17, 2009

nascar

Driving race-cars does not make you a hero.


Friday, January 16, 2009

values

Christian values do not serve all the people.


Thursday, January 15, 2009

tv

There's way too much crap on TV.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

feel

J'aime éprouver... le bon et le mal... tous.
I love to feel.. the good & the bad... everything.


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

primal

Too much of anything makes me violently primal.

Monday, January 12, 2009

fog

Fog is just snow that hasn't
realised it's full potential.


Sunday, January 11, 2009

promise

He promised never to flood the Earth again.
He never said anything about
not covering it in snow.


Saturday, January 10, 2009

bible

At least with the dictionary,
the words are unbiased.



Friday, January 9, 2009

sci-fi

Sci-fi is a great vehicle for social commentary.


Thursday, January 8, 2009

cylon

OMG! I'm a fraking Cylon!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

life

Life is in the process not the result.


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

look

I have a longstanding, trademark
"bemused/resigned" look.

Monday, January 5, 2009

princesses

::lol:: you know, that's how all these fairy-tale
princesses get in to trouble in the first place...
they are either arms wide open welcoming
every evil witch in disguise that passes
her by or they are hanging out with giants.


Sunday, January 4, 2009

cookies

Whey Protein Chocolate Chip Cookies?
WTF? Those sounds like terrible cookies.

An abomination in the googly eyes
of Our Lord Cookie Monster.
Sacred scripts dictate that you should
sanctify the site with fire
or suffer the wrath of painful
disfigurement and continuous nightmares.



Saturday, January 3, 2009

chocolate

I am extremely territorial
about everything chocolate.



Friday, January 2, 2009

uglify

Bill - Oh Tim, I'm sure you are "chemy" enough" to
invent a fantastic anti-aging cream or something.

Me -I haven't figure out how to make it anti-aging
without also being proactively uglifiying.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

piña

It's a piña colada New Year, g/f!