I'm sure you're very nice people. But, the price of joining your cult is too high for me. I cannot willingly submit my free-will, my independent thought, my body or my soul to the dogma you conscientiously follow and blindly obey.
::lol:: you know, that's how all these fairy-tale princesses get in to trouble in the first place... they are either arms wide open welcoming every evil witch in disguise that passes her by or they are hanging out with giants.
Whey Protein Chocolate Chip Cookies? WTF? Those sounds like terrible cookies.
An abomination in the googly eyes of Our Lord Cookie Monster. Sacred scripts dictate that you should sanctify the site with fire or suffer the wrath of painful disfigurement and continuous nightmares.