lobbyist

I don't like the elderly... or children.

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mimetic

I could go for some Mimetic goo right about now.

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shopping

Happy Black Friday! Try not to let the
unholy soullessness of big business
dehumanise you or your loved ones.

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beer

If you listen carefully, you will hear
my liver whispering "Give me beer".

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spanish

You know, the nice thing about speaking Spanish
is that I don't have to hunt for the English if it's not
the first language I come across (on a laundry tag
or some other instruction).

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corporations

Corporations are not people.
a.) they have no souls and
2.) I cannot kick them square in the nuts.
I repeat, Corporations are not people.

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a-hole

Assholism happens. Assholism is a serious disease.
It can be genetic, but it is also a learned behaviour.
If you or someone you know is an Asshole, there is help.
Call 1-877-ASS-HOLE.

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work

It's been a "I need someone to tell me what
to break or who to hit" kind of afternoon.

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winter

Blessed are the snowflakes that fall from the heavens.

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maths

Trying to explain maths or numbers to me
will only make me hate you more. That is all.

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99%

You know what would be really awesome?
'Cylon Occupied Wallstreet'.

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insult

To call him an asshole is an insult to assholes.

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gossip

Good intentions or not, gossip is still gossip.

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introvert

I will speak when I have something to say.

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squirrel

I woke up this morning in a leaf-refuse,
naked with a dead squirrel in my mouth.

-Emily. Being Human.

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driving

Measure twice, drive once.

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twilight

Watching the Twilight Zone with all its cursed people
and objects makes me feel better about my own life.

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parenting

Be a parent! Shield me from the world!

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customer

The only thing I hate more than a customer
without a list is a customer with one.

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good

Doing good costs money.

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fault

Things are always worse after
you realise it was all your fault.

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progress

Why find a way to make ourselves more
energy independent when we can drink
ourselves delusional.

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mean-girls

Get in looser. We're going shopping.




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hey-grl

IT'S MY FAVORITE! It's got crack-pipes
and sewing. It's like Pretty in Pink but
if the dress looked good.



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drunken-reflection

I feel better about myself now...
and oddly attractive/turned-on.

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nothing

No one's ever as busy as the person with nothing to do.

-Chéri

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rien

Nul n'est plus occupé que celui qui n'a rien à faire.

-Chéri

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nada

Nadie está tan ocupado como el que no hace nada.

-Chéri

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perfect

I'm so glad he knows I'm perfect.

-LF

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mind-reader

Stop and think about your inner-voice
and how you would react if ever you
met a real mind-reader.

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problems

Turing to the past for answers
won't definitively solve the problems
of today or tomorrow.

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