Thursday, July 31, 2008

disgeese

::insert bad French accent::
My Gid, what a god disgeese!

-Officer Crabtree. Allo! Allo!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

disguise

Pat Robertson is a socio-religious
terrorist in pastoral disguise.


Tuesday, July 29, 2008

war

I'm worried we have
a President who's
fighting a war
in a country
he can't spell.


-Rachel. The Kinsey Sicks.


Monday, July 28, 2008

america

I don't hate America. I miss it.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

silent

«H» aspiré attaque encore.
Faites attention, «E» muet.

Silent "H" strikes again.
Beware, silent "E" cometh.


Saturday, July 26, 2008

tea

Happiness is in a hot cup of tea.


Friday, July 25, 2008

cornish

By Tre, Pol and Pen shall ye know all Cornishmen.

-Welsh Proverb


Thursday, July 24, 2008

wicca

An' it harm none, do what ye will.

-Wiccan Reed


Wednesday, July 23, 2008

evesdropping

I can definitely out-hear the Bionic Woman.

-Gene

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

weather

In other words, mostly miserably
with a strong possibility
of sweating uncontrollably
all day and night.



Monday, July 21, 2008

::lol::

I'll let you fill in the nuances of that "::lol::".


Sunday, July 20, 2008

endings

No. The universe has to move forward.
Pain and loss, they define us
as much as happiness or love.
Whether it's a world,
or a relationship...
Everything has its time.
And everything ends.


-Sarah Jane Smith. School Reunion.


Saturday, July 19, 2008

monsters

...and evil monsters set on
universal-destruction, no doubt.


-Charlie Pollard. Doctor Who: Storm Warning.


Friday, July 18, 2008

happy

For some people, sad is happy.

-Sally Sparrow. Doctor Who - Blink.


Thursday, July 17, 2008

home

My home planet is far away
and long since gone.
But, its name lives on: Gallifrey!


Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

gathering

The great and the good are gathering
to watch the planet burn.


Doctor Who: The End of the World


Tuesday, July 15, 2008

humans

I love Humans... always seeing
patterns in things that aren't there.

-Paul McGann as Doctor Who in The Enemy Within.

Monday, July 14, 2008

deception

Your species has an amazing
capacity for self-deception.


Doctor Who: Remembrance of the Daleks


Sunday, July 13, 2008

quotation

What's the use of a good quotation
if you can't change it?


Doctor Who: The Two Doctors


Saturday, July 12, 2008

dreams

Dreams are important...
never underestimate them.


Doctor Who: Snake Dance


Friday, July 11, 2008

jelly-baby

Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him
with this deadly jelly baby.


Doctor Who: The Face of Evil


Thursday, July 10, 2008

screaming

Listen to that! It's the sound of the planet
screaming out its rage!


Doctor Who: The Green Death


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

sausages

Sausages! Man will become like
a string of sausages - all the same!


Doctor Who: Mind Robber

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

jumble

We're trying to defeat the Daleks,
not start a jumble sale.


Doctor Who: The Chase


Monday, July 7, 2008

glass

My glass is always half full... of Vodka.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

politics

I think politics has the tremendous possibility
to be positive and the ability to affect real change...
as long as it doesn't involve any people
in the process whatsoever.



Saturday, July 5, 2008

childish

It's childish to vote for the opposing candidate
just because yours didn't make the ticket.



Friday, July 4, 2008

mantra

I may be bald.
I may have shiny skin and skinny arms.
I may be a stone overweight.
If you can't see passed that,
to who I am,
then I don't need you in my life.


Thursday, July 3, 2008

hello

I've given that exclusive to Hello! magazine.

-Patsy Stone. Ab Fab.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

comment

Please leave a comment. I live for comments!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

threat

The greatest threat to American society is...? W.