vague

∞

shopping

∞

compound

All the guns in the world won't protect

you if the shadow government drops

a bomb on your compound.

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irresponsible

Money and guns are tools.  If you

use them wrong, you will end up

dead, injured or won't have either.

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taxes

I don't care if my tax dollars never directly

benefit me, though I hope they will, just as

long as they improve the lives of others

less fortunate than myself.

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size

I'm that odd size between chubby and irresistible.

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others

There is something calming about

walking away from other people's

problematic children.

∞

season

∞

ipad

It's called the iPad mini, not the minipad.

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practical

Behind every rainbow is a grey cloud.

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forest

Sorry.  My fault.

I saw the tree,

not the forest.

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fault

I find fault in everything

not to be an asshole, but

because I believe that

everything can be bettered.

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bs

It must be wonderful to have

an endless supply of bullshit

to throw at people.

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humour

I'm the "He thinks he's funny one".

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rebel

∞

meaning

I hate it when someone calls something

by a grander word to pretend that they

are classier than they are.

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peace

That island of verdant, fertile grass

amidst a river of burnt umber.

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writing

Writing isn't writing.  It's revised,

organised thought on paper.

∞

work

I'm a better employee for having been employed

by a paranoid, manipulative, blaming boss like you.

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resources

Those who have the least are often the most resourceful.

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