looks

On you, it's dead sexy. On me, it's just dead.

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healthcare

The help you can receive depends on
how much you are worth.

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villainy

Is this some sort of staff assessment?
How is my villainy?

Doctor Who - BFP

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verge

On the verge of breaking we find a way
to bend albeit unwillingly.

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property

You are not property to be defended.

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dogs

Most dogs are extroverts. They come right up to you
and want to know all about you and be friends. That's
why I like cats. They don't really give a shit.

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misinterpretations

Misinterpretations are welcome.

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wine

This is not great wine, but it is red.

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scream

She could scream the stain off of stained-glass.

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poke

You never accepted the poke I sent you.
You don't get any more.

-Harry

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double-entendre

I'm just curious. I never do, but
there's a first time for everything.

-Denny

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retardant

My underwear is flame-retardant,
that doesn't mean I'm gonna light
myself on fire to prove it.

-Trip. Star Trek: Enterprise.

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senseless

Senseless arguments are so worthless in the end.

-D. Justice

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happiness

I just want to find happiness and become strong.

-D. Justice

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cookies

If you listen carefully, you can hear
my muffled asphyxiation as I scream
"I love you" face first from the bottom
of a bowl full of cookies.

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assimliation

Assimilation turns us all into friends.

-Borg Queen

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zagreus

Zagreus sits inside your shed
Zagreus watches Bill & Ted
Zagreus steals your cheese, and bread
and eats them when you're sleeping

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policy

I want to be a role-model...
not a policy-maker.

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doctor

It's unethical to harm a patient.
I can inflict as much pain as I like.

Dr. Phlox

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letter

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nothing

Have you ever felt that moment of peace in
knowing the empty nothingness of existence?

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fighting

The badgers are throwing fish at us!

-Dagget Beaver. The Angry Beavers.

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fat

The faster a fat man runs, the fatter he'll get.

-Doctor Who on relativity theory.

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direction

Someone once told me, "Don't think, just do".
I found it irrational.

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tramp

A hangover is nature's way of telling you
you're a tramp.

-Dick Solomon. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

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attractive

I'm not cute! I'm a hot, chubby mess.

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s-crabble

This beats the scrap out of crabble!

-Mary Albright. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

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bjork

p.s. I wish she would record in English.

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cake

Chicken [hesitant pause] cake?

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apocalypse

please don't restrict me to neocons...
they just happen to be the the most
exciting to watch when they scream
for jesus and then explode.

-James

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others

Fuck everyone... well not you guys,
you're cool... but fuck everyone else.

-Jenny

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