faggot

Below a street peddler sells a bundle
of faggots to a serving maid.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 398.

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dog

"A dog! Esther! Mama! I'm to have a dog!"

"Only for the painting, Jacob."

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 386.

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fear

"Gehard, what do you fear?
The pickpockets or the whores?"

"Both, you scoundrel."

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 383.

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omnipotent

The omnipotent finger of God is here present
in the anatomy of a louse, in which you shall
find wonder heaped upon wonder and be
amazed by the wisdom of God manifest in
the most minute matter.

The Witch of Cologne. pg.375.

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health

My mom had a heart attack at 59,
her mom had a stroke at 59 and a
heart attack at 68, and it killed her.
-J.M.

If you're lucky, you're like your father
and will be too stubborn to die before
your 70, but at least you'll do it in a
healthier more sane way.
-Moi

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patience

My nerves aren't wracked,
but my patience is tried.

-B. Klingensmith.

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insult

Your iPod is full of crap.

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gift

And lo, when the dashing young man
returned to his dwelling, the postal faerie
had delivered unto him a package of great joy.

Upon opening the parcel, his eyes did grow wide
and he let out a sigh of great joy and spaketh
with great reverence the words of his saviour
[Martha Stewart], "It's a good thing".

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knowledge

Even more revolutionary was his announcement
that the real teaching of God is simply knowledge
of God and the love of one's neighbor.

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 361

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servant

This is my good servant, Monsieur Georges.
One might call him my invisible right hand.
I am happy to report that he has spied for
the Spanish and whored for the French.

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 334

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faith

Indeed, but faith is an inspiration toward
the betterment of the self. We must not
allow ourselves to be contaminated by hate.

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 322

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relationship

If you can free yourself from the dictatorship of
the passions then all that occurs will be a result of
your relations with the external but of your own
true nature within, which is God himself.

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 321

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corruption

Too late, my love, you have corrupted me with
your philosophies and I cannot be what I was before.

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 319

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love

To love one's fellow man is to love God, is it not?

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 288

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GWB

The George W. Bush library will be full
of Fiction... just like his presidency.

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heartbeat

Don't get me wrong. Sure he's pretty.
I'd do him in a drunken, arrhythmic
heartbeat. But, he's still not my type.

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work

Well, if you were looking for a
mind-numbing environment
you came to the right place.

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sexuality

Sexuality is like the word "dog".
It generally describes a wide
variation of characteristics
among individuals of a group.

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funeral

Evangelicalism doesn't need a bailout.
Much of it needs a funeral.

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sell-out

When an Evangelical sells out to
popular secularism, is it really
such a bad thing , or did he do
the world a favor?

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wings

Every time an Evangelical gets its wings,
the world heaves a collective sigh of relief.

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It's terrible. I know.

weight

He'd be greatly improved if
something heavy dropped on him.

-Charlotte Pollard. Doctor Who.

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temptation

Lead me not into temptation,
I can find it myself.

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prejudice

Such an ugly woman, the maid thinks, wondering
whether the Jewess is truly a witch, maybe even
half goat under the long skirt.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 244

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surgery

Beside the bed lies a bowl in the center
of which the putrid growth squats evilly.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 241

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politics

Be warned: my brother is a creature of politics,
he has no sensibility of the needs of others.

The Witch of Cologne. pg 235

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comfort

I would rather be a comfortable renegade
than a suffering beauty.

The Witch of Cologne. pg 232

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hate

Hate is not Christian; it is a toxin that
can only fester like a canker....

The Witch of Cologne. pg 217

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propaganda

Protestants are never known for their
compliancy, sire, but they do make
excellent propagandists.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 208

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christians

They burned two of their own last week.
I was there, I haven't seen such joviality
since Christmas.

The Witch of Cologne. pg 199

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thought

Hello. Psychiatric? I need a bed...
::dramatic pause::
better make it two,
I'm bringing the letter "k" with me.

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