wallpaper

Gosh. I remember that hideous wallpaper.
Now that I am reminded, I'm terrified
knowing it's still there just all walled up now.
I should go drink until I forget about it.

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debbie

So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed
one innocent life after another. Aren't I
a human being? Don't I yearn and ache
and shop? Don't I deserve love and jewelry?

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addams

Debbie - Where do you find these Addam's men?
Morticia - It has to be damp.


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-23

An older man said today that something was
a certain way for him fifty years ago when he
was my age. The only thought that came
into my mind was that fifty years ago,
I was negative twenty-three years old.

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closed-system

If you create crap to put into it,
it will become crappy.

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manhood

A penis makes you male, not a man.

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cat

Giving a book is like giving a cat,
no one really wants it.

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chat

Donner un livre c'est comme donner un chat,
on ne le veut pas vraiment.

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inner-voice

If I use my inside-voice, a lot
of people are going to die.

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flair

She's a crafty girl [Dave]. She's like a New Castle
McGiver but with glitter and flair.

- James E.

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8+

I don't accept drinks from strange humans.
Also I'm not gay.

- Gary the Cylon.

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blame

I blame the American Revolutionary War.
Huge mistake!

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war

Love is the only war worth dying for.

-Shane Orth

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money

Money is gratifying
not satisfying.

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big-mistake

You shoot at the Queen, you better kill her.

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humanity

If the monkeys pressed the area
with the different colored tabs,
the animals got a grapejuice reward.

-Science News. Pg. 42. 10/10/09

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sing

Upon threat of reading, students prefer to sing.

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delicious

You don't give funnel cakes to ducks.

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hobby

Hobby is Greek for repeat customer.

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help

Praying is asking.
Meditating is waiting.

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marshmallow

Mmm, these marshmallows are crunchy.

-Mom.

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opinion

That guy next to you is hot, eh?

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blending

Awe! :) I think we are blending into one.

-Verti

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8

That is going on my 8 words blog!!!!

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sunday

Bill - Sunday begats Monday...sigh.

Me - I think it's time Sunday started
sleeping around with other days.


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tequila

I've gotta find the ladies room.
It's true what they say,
you don't buy tequila,
you rent it.

-Karen Walker.

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inflection

By your inflection I can tell that you think
what you're saying is funny, but... no.

-Karen Walker.

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fml

Is it the bent-over fml, or the heals in the air fml?

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