personality

I am only a morning person by necessity.

∞

glitter

∞

veneer

Did you ever meet someone and think,
"If you were any more shallow,
you'd be a veneer."?

∞

size

I'm that awkward size between fat and chubby.

∞

self-occupation

Sometimes I am a part of my own hostile occupation.

∞

macarena

The Macarena will get any song out of
your head by replacing it with itself.

∞

senseless

Senseless arguments are so worthless in the end.

-Donald

∞

crazy

Don't avoid the padded cell, become it.

∞

center

Deep inside she has a soft slutty nasty center.

-Butthead

∞

faith

Don't mistake a lack of religion for an absence of faith.

∞

experiment

We're not burning any sulfur today,
but we are raising some Hell.

∞

SAT

If we don't teach the children how to pass a
standarised test, how will they ever learn
to think for themselves?

∞

finish

There's no time like whenever
to get something finished.

∞

start

There's no time like whenever
to get something started.

∞

people

There are all kinds of people in this world,
and you're one of them.

∞

listening

Agreement comes easily to
someone who isn't listening.

∞

Pat Robertson

The jokes just write themselves with that one.

∞

dignity

Each day presents a new
challenge to one's dignity.

-The Master. Scream of the Shalka.

∞

gratitude

Anything less than gratitude will be
responded to with extreme violence -
which is apparently all I have to
keep me going these days.

-Jailer
Doctor Who - Circular Time

∞

newton

If they die it will be for God, the King
and my own amusement. Fail me and
I'll drown your children like a sack
full of kittens.

- Sir Issac Newton
Doctor Who - Circular Time

∞

crumbs

I've learned to live with crumbs
in the butter, but I absolutely will
not tolerate butter in my jam.

∞

Celine

∞

extrovert

The problem with being noticed is that
people tend to remember you.

∞

interpretation

I'm open to interpretation.

∞

complaints

If there's no problem, then
why is there a 99%.

∞

living

I live too much in the present
to worry about the past.

∞

safe

Safe is nice, but it can get boring.

∞

stud

Oh if only I were more narcissistic,
I could believe it when someone calls me, "stud."

∞

need

Everything you need, you already have.
Just tap into it and use it.

∞

criticism

Self-censorship is the highest form of criticism.

∞

words

We are the words we speak.

∞

luck

It may be luck, but I've got
a feeling it may all be bad.

Doctor Who.

∞

tatoo

I was born with "trouble" tatooed on my ass.

-Peri Brown. Doctor Who.

∞

selfish

I know it sounds selfish, but if you don't
put yourself above all else, how can you
ever give yourself completely to anything.

∞

skill

Work with what you got,
not with what you imagine you have.

∞

loyalty

Don't mistake dedication for loyalty.

∞

utopia

Utopia should be a vacation destination,
not a place to live.

Doctor Who

∞

drugs

Do you get the day-old drugs for half-off?

∞

mob

Join the mob and leave the burdens
of rationality behind.

∞

lunacy

Some people are born with abnormal
levels of right-wing lunacy.

∞

bridges

The nice thing about burned bridges is
bridges can be rebuilt.

-Lauren. Heroes.

∞

iHop

Is iHop a division of Apple?

∞

odd

Violent Zombie Vulcans.

∞

phrase

A cup-o-joe and the phrase "bag full of dicks"
are the only things that got me thru the day.

∞

television

There's nothing you can get from a book
that you can't get from a television faster.

-Harry Wormwood. Matilda.

∞

joke

I like a joke as much as the next fat-person.

- Mrs. Trunchbull. Matilda.

∞

shadows

Fall shadows make me feel tall and sexy.

∞

sewing

A man who can't sew is only half a man.

∞

devolution

Our survival will come in elevating
humans not by causing their devolution
into hate filled monstrosities.

-Da'an

∞

realms

Vulcans are obviously more sensitive to
the effects of mysterious realms.

-Dr. Phlox

∞

relax

I've got to get out of here and relax in a tree.

∞

personality

I am terrified to dare to change or challenge
the perception others have of me and am
devastated when others reject me.

∞

naivety

I'm sure it's the kind of naive optimism
that will get me killed.

∞

sequel

Bambi 2: The Resurrection

∞

supplies

I am not immune to the allure of office supplies.

∞

wagon

I fell off the fitness wagon,
right on to the waffle wagon.

∞

relationship

People don't change. You just have to find
someone who will put up with your shit.

∞

lamp?

If you rub it a shirtless guy appears.

∞

existence

Life doesn't stop until you're dead.

∞

calm

I wasn't praying. I was trying to keep it together.

∞

boss

When you have a boss, you have to take more crap.

∞

looks

On you, it's dead sexy. On me, it's just dead.

∞

healthcare

The help you can receive depends on
how much you are worth.

∞

villainy

Is this some sort of staff assessment?
How is my villainy?

Doctor Who - BFP

∞

verge

On the verge of breaking we find a way
to bend albeit unwillingly.

∞

property

You are not property to be defended.

∞

dogs

Most dogs are extroverts. They come right up to you
and want to know all about you and be friends. That's
why I like cats. They don't really give a shit.

∞

misinterpretations

Misinterpretations are welcome.

∞

wine

This is not great wine, but it is red.

∞

scream

She could scream the stain off of stained-glass.

∞

poke

You never accepted the poke I sent you.
You don't get any more.

-Harry

∞

double-entendre

I'm just curious. I never do, but
there's a first time for everything.

-Denny

∞

retardant

My underwear is flame-retardant,
that doesn't mean I'm gonna light
myself on fire to prove it.

-Trip. Star Trek: Enterprise.

∞

senseless

Senseless arguments are so worthless in the end.

-D. Justice

∞

happiness

I just want to find happiness and become strong.

-D. Justice

∞

cookies

If you listen carefully, you can hear
my muffled asphyxiation as I scream
"I love you" face first from the bottom
of a bowl full of cookies.

∞

assimliation

Assimilation turns us all into friends.

-Borg Queen

∞

zagreus

Zagreus sits inside your shed
Zagreus watches Bill & Ted
Zagreus steals your cheese, and bread
and eats them when you're sleeping

∞

policy

I want to be a role-model...
not a policy-maker.

∞

doctor

It's unethical to harm a patient.
I can inflict as much pain as I like.

Dr. Phlox

∞

letter

∞

nothing

Have you ever felt that moment of peace in
knowing the empty nothingness of existence?

∞

fighting

The badgers are throwing fish at us!

-Dagget Beaver. The Angry Beavers.

∞

fat

The faster a fat man runs, the fatter he'll get.

-Doctor Who on relativity theory.

∞

direction

Someone once told me, "Don't think, just do".
I found it irrational.

∞

tramp

A hangover is nature's way of telling you
you're a tramp.

-Dick Solomon. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

∞

attractive

I'm not cute! I'm a hot, chubby mess.

∞

s-crabble

This beats the scrap out of crabble!

-Mary Albright. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

∞

bjork

p.s. I wish she would record in English.

∞

cake

Chicken [hesitant pause] cake?

∞

apocalypse

please don't restrict me to neocons...
they just happen to be the the most
exciting to watch when they scream
for jesus and then explode.

-James

∞

others

Fuck everyone... well not you guys,
you're cool... but fuck everyone else.

-Jenny

∞

money

When the world stops revolving around
something as wicked as money, when people
stop deifying it, maybe then hope will rise.

∞

dye

I think maybe I ingested too much
red dye #5 today [grimace].

∞

buttons

I bought extra buttons to sew on
[my pants] for my I'm-a-fatty days.

∞

wig

The Daria comparison is awesome!
I'm getting out my Jane Lane wig as I type.

∞

splenda

Sugar is divine... essential to life. I feel that using
Splenda sweetener is like eating the soul, the very
essence of sugar. I don't know if this is a godly or
wicked thing. Splenda is so heavenly sweet, but I
think it might be wicked as Splenda fizzes when it
touches water. Fizzing is wicked and damnable.

∞

fall

If Summer were a person, they'd be in
their mid to late 60's... and wheezing.

∞

afternoon

I am having an
"everyone just needs to shut the Hell up"
kind of afternoon.
[glare]

∞

bachmann

If God sent us Hurricane Irene,
then who sent us Michelle Bachmann?
Just sayin'.

∞

hurricane

is it terrible of me to wish that the cast of
Jersey Shore were actually in Jersey this weekend...
[pause] so they could get washed out to sea by Irene....

∞

il divo

You know when they "interpreted" Céline's
"Pourque tu m'aimes encore" I wanted them dead.

∞

pornstar

I can be your under-study?
Or just be under you?
[lol+orbitz wink and "Fabulous"]

∞

candidates

I'd do it myself. I wouldn't trust either of them
to do it right or do it well. And while I did it I
would alternate looks of contempt towards
them and my own personal ecstasy.

∞

crisis

All the fires have been put out. If you need me,
I'll be in my bomb-shelter. I'm positive an
extinction event is just around the corner
[4 second hysterical laugh+googly eyes]

∞

jail

Re-post this if you know somebody who is still alive
simply because you don't want to go to jail.

∞

carnival

Carnival music is the only thing that keeps me
from a psychological emergency on a daily basis.

∞

sidekick

Harry - Let's go to the booze-store and kidnap Jenny?! She can be MY sidekick!

Me - I don't really think the kidnapping is necessary. I mean, Jenny is probably already at the state store... we could just meet her there.

∞

tantrums

People tend to snap out of their tantrums
when they are given a reason to care about
something else more than themselves or situation.

∞

waffles

Waffles are my heaven.

∞

wagons

I fell off the fitness wagon right on to
the Waffle wagon... which is then
followed by the waddle, fatty and
chortle wagons respectively.

∞

apes

Everyone else has seen Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Why haven't you?

∞

butter

Randa - curse you, butter tarts! I feel like crap now!!!
Me - Ssssh! Or the Butter Gods will smite you.

∞

duplicate

Harry - I'll just cut myself in half.
Me - Getting a Cylon duplicate would be less terminal.

∞

patience

It's a no patience kind of day today. Real-world watch out!

∞

lame

Each day I manage to be more and more
amazed with how lame people prove
themselves to be.

-Donald

∞

thought

I've never thought of myself as a
"paranoid thought" before. Brill!

∞

heatwave

If we could only bottle it up and shoot it
back out into the cold vacuum of space!

∞

heat

Snow doesn't cause skin cancer.

∞

mid-summer

Dear Perihelion,

You suck! You suck in the suckiest way there
is to suck at anything. May you die a cold and
icy death. And take your frakking bright, dry,
moisture-sucking death-heat with you, you
[insert series of violent expletives and an
insulting European hand gesture].
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Drop dead.
Seriously. Just die.

Your BEF [smile],
Me

sun

It's the Sun's fault. Snow is just the unwilling
slave in reflecting the Sun's evil death-rays.

∞

oven

I liken the passed few days as being trapped
inside an EasyBake oven which is on fire sitting
next to grandma's leaking oxygen mask... in Hell.
I hate Summer.

∞

shadows

I think sometimes we look in the mirror and
see the shadows of the person we used to be.

∞

announcer

I wish NPR would get a less educated,
sexier-sounding announcer.

∞

failure

The two-party system failed them,
pull the plug and hose, drip drip drip,
no more, and the sovereign will gather
her rebellious children unto her,
cycle again... end of line.

∞

intials

We would all agree that Facebook is made up of
two words, 'Face" & 'Book' - 'F' & 'B'... followed by
'Inc.' making Facebook's initials 'FBI' which further
demonstrates that this wretched thing is truly a
cleverly disguised government profiling machine.
Big Brother's watching. Good day citizens!

∞

name

I'm going to change my name to
"Paranoid Forethought".

∞

others

I hate everyone and everything... all the time.

-Kari

∞

same-sex

♪ 45 prejudice states on the map...
45 prejudice states... take one down
and pass it around... 44 prejudice
states on the map... ♪

∞

facebook

Friend - Facebook blocked us at work!
Me- You should quit and take a lesser job that doesn't care about FB.

∞

character

He has one of those personalities...
male personalities.

∞

personality

I'm glad you find me interesting enough
to discuss and investigate me casually.

∞

memory

Don't bother remembering, I'll do it for you.

∞

want

Want for nothing.

∞

politics

The politics and politicians of today are out-dated
and incapable of handling or adapting to the will of
the people... especially when the people are hopeless,
frightened and cannot tell the difference between a
want and a need. radix malorum est cupiditas.
This has all happened before and this will all happen again.

∞

public

People feel they have a say in something
when they have invested time in circumstances
that are none of their business.

∞

bitch

∞

fearless

I clap the longest in an assembly because
I'm a fearless bastard. lol

-Holly

∞

leaders

The government is only doing what the aliens
living on the dark side of the moon tell them is
best for humanity. And if we can't trust the
Cylons, or the Decepticons or the Sith Lords or
whoever the fuck they are, then who can we trust?

∞

odd

I don't wonder anymore, I just glare at it.

∞

future

There is no limit. Fight for the future.

-Dj

sides

I hate it when there are sides. If we bother to step back
and look at the bigger picture, we will see there are no sides.
The "you're either with us or against us", statement is the
biggest insulting statement to Humanity.

∞

youth

Your father needs to maintain
some illusions about his youth
in order to function.

-Helen Morgendorfer. Daria.

∞

future

For some reason, I continue to opt for
honesty despite mounting evidence that
it is inexorability transforming me into
an old woman alone in a one room
apartment with thirty year old
newspapers and cats.

-Jane Lane. Daria.

∞

politness

I suppose spraying you in the face
with a can of mace right now would
be considered bad form.

∞

up-hill

Why on Earth would anyone run up hill.

∞

codes

I search for the code that leads to Heaven.

∞

anger

Anger is the shortest distance to a mistake.

Earth Final Conflict

∞

kissing

Biting's like kissing only there's a winner.

-TARDIS

∞

patience

I left my patience in my subconscious.
Real-world beware.

∞

secrets

I have a secret. I have kept it so long
it is like a pain and there is no
dignity at all in that.

- Rachel. Upstairs, Downstairs.

∞

dignity

We live so close together and yet
we know so little. It is as if we keep
our secrets, we keep our dignity.

-Mr. Amanjit. Upstairs, Downstairs

∞

sales

They have to see it to sell it.

∞

obvious

Please go on stating the obvious.
It fills me with confidence.

-Brother Cavil

∞

true

It is crazy perhaps, but that
doesn't mean it isn't true.

-Laura Roslin

∞

explanations

Simple explanations make us feel like
we have control when we don't.

-Laura Roslin

∞

humanity

There's a trick to being Human.
You have to only think of yourself.

-Gaius Baltar

∞

defense

Fight for me, not over me.

∞

meaning

Listen for the meaning, not the words.

-Bill Moyer

∞

traditional

I'm not being traditional.
I'm being lazy.

-Daria

∞

kiln

I'm going to call it "Exploding Kiln #1"
or "Pottery Blam".

-Jane Lane

∞

enthusiasm

Jane - Was I being enthusiastic again. I'm sorry.
Daria - You didn't mean anything by it.

∞

idiots

It came from Planet Stupid.

-Jane Lane

∞

amnesia

I'm leading to trauma induced amnesia.
Here punch me in the head.

-Jane Lane

∞

goodness

You know what good is. That's how you know
you didn't achieve it. That's a lot better than
putting out crap and thinking it was great.

-Daria

∞

innner-voice

Jane - Is that the voice in my head
that tells me to kill and kill again?

Daria- No Satan's voice is lower
and he has an English accent.

∞

student-population

People of Mars, er I mean, Students of Lawndale High.

-Ms. Li

∞

pants

Believe me I've been fighting the urge
to strangle him with his Sammy
Davis Jr. pants.

-Daria

∞

influence

Do you think it's a good idea to pick up a
perfect stranger while under the
influence of ink-well fumes?

-Daria

∞

style

It was much easier when I had one outfit.

-Jane Lane

∞

opinion

I didn't feel it was my place to state that
incredibly obvious fact, I mean, impose
my subjective opinion.

-Daria

∞

guest

I just assumed it would be and
here it is ringing the door-bell.

-Daria

∞

hormones

My hormones don't rage. Oh sure, they sometimes
get mad at eachother, but then they just stop
speaking to eachother.

-Daria

∞

highschool

I don't think I can say anything encouraging
about a place that strip-searches for cheese.

-Daria

∞

smiling

It may take fewer muscles to smile
than to frown, but it isn't easier.

∞

lameness

Mariah - What does Mariah do with her free time
after grad practice? Wash her car. Yeah, I'm lame.

Me - [stands shoulder to shoulder with you in our lameness.]

Mariah - If we get more people, we can make
an impenetrable wall of lame!

Me- BEST COMMENT EVER!!!

∞

time

Time is what keeps everything
from happening all at once.

∞

intelligence

Intelligence. A mind that burns like a fire.

∞

echo

Mists of dreams drip along the nascent
echo and love no more. End of line.

∞

self-knowledge

Look through the eye to know thyself.

∞

endless

All of this has happened before,
and it will happen again...

∞

direction

Find the hand that lies in the shadow
of the light. In the eye of the husband
of the eye of the cow.

∞

procreation

The flower inside the fruit that is both its
parent and its child. Decadent as ancestors.

∞

timeless

Meaningless in the absence of time.
What never was is never again.

∞

existence

As my own, lone existence comes to a close,
only to begin anew, in ways uncertain.

∞

stream

Back in the stream that feeds
the ocean that feeds the stream.

∞

thirteenth

Thus will it come to pass. A dying leader will
know the truth of the Opera House. The missing
Three will give you the Five who come from
the home of the Thirteenth.

∞

illusion

And when the machine stops, time was
an illusion that we created free will.

∞

apotheosis

Apotheosis was the beginning before the beginning.

∞

beginning

At last, they’ve come for me. I feel their lives,
their destinies spilling out before me. The denial
of the one true path, played out on a world not
their own, will end soon enough. Soon there will
be four, glorious in awakening, struggling with
the knowledge of their true selves, the pain of
revelation bringing new clarity, and in the midst
of confusion, he will find her. Enemies brought
together by impossible longing, enemies now joined
as one. The way forward at once unthinkable,
yet inevitable. And the fifth, still in shadow, will claw
toward the light, hungering for redemption that
will only come in the howl of terrible suffering.
I can see them all. The seven, now six, self-described
machines who believe themselves without sin,
but in time, it is sin that will consume them. They
will know enmity, bitterness, the wrenching agony
of the one splintering into the many, and then they
will join the promised land, gathered on the wings
of an angel. Not an end, but a beginning.

∞

self

You're a good person and we all know that. :-)
Know that truth about yourself and you will shine.

∞

v

Dear ABC [insert a series of violent expletives] and furthermore
[insert a series of personal and professional defamations against
ABC exec's and their families] and another thing
[a giant F-bomb and hand gesture]!
[insert me ranting about how Jane Badler is gonna kick all of their asses,
incoherent semi-violent utterances and profanities against all of creation
damning everything to Hell]."

∞

entitlement

I was recently buffed by someone else's
petty sense of entitlement. But, I'm not going
to let it put me off my day tho. I ain't bovvered.
But, I am going to say this... unless you have
a jewel encrusted coronet waiting for you
in your near future, the only thing you are entitled to,
[insert heavy sarcasm] my Lordship,
is your opinion [fierce glare]
which I neither have to accept or hear. Good day.

∞

pain

There is always a little truth behind
every 'just joking', a little emotion behind
every 'I don't care', and ALWAYS
a little pain behind every 'I'm fine!'

Heather

∞

cold

I fed my cold, now I have to kill it.

∞

mindless

I should have worn a helmet because
you just blew my mind.

Jeremy

∞

rejection

-Ardra. Star Trek TNG.

∞

resentment

Holding on to resentments is like taking
poison & expecting someone else to die.

Rupaul

∞

fanaticism

Religious fanaticism partially motivates
the genocide of humanity.

-BSG

∞

ugly

Amanda

∞

disguise

I'm a whore disguised in nun's habit.

∞

spy

Next time someone tells me
"God has a plan for you",
I might have to kill them
for being a Cylon agent.

∞

interrogation

Enhanced interrogation is the same thing as
(insert whatever it is you hate about your job).

∞

intellect

Ah! An open mind - the essence of intellect.

-Garak. Deep Space Nine.

∞

dignity

We live so close together and yet
we know so little. It is as if we keep
our secrets; we keep our dignity.

-Mr. Amajit. Upstairs Downstairs.

∞

secrets

I have a secret I have kept it
so long it is like a pain and
there's no dignity at all in that.

-Rachel. Upstairs Downstairs.

∞

princess

"Princess" isn't a title. It's a way of life.

∞

british

Oh I stayed for three days. It was full of
the British wintering and that sours a
place like nothing else.

-Maude. Upstairs, Downstairs.

∞

domination

Not all spiders sit on the back.
We are all apt to surrender
to domination.

-K'anpo. Planet of the Spiders.

∞

new

When everything is new,
can anything be a surprise?

-Cho-Je. Planet of the Spiders.

∞

hoarder

With respect, sir, without us, you wouldn't
have a shop, you'd have a two hour
special on the TV show Hoarders.

∞

customers

I don't need the back story. Thanks.

∞

prick

Even a dead cactus pricks.

∞

complaint

I reserve the right to bitch and moan.

∞

understanding

People are not persuaded by what
we say but rather by what they understand.

∞

depression

Death I can deal with.
Going on is hard.

∞

mangina

I'm more than just your average mangina.

∞

vagina

I'm more than just your average vagina.

∞

accountability

Someone has to be held accountable
even if it isn't the person responsible.

∞

privacy

Will you still regard my character with such esteem
when my private matters have become public?

∞

policy

I stare coldly at the gap between
policy and administration.

∞

love

It is remarkable how similar the pattern
of Love is to that of Insanity.

- The Matrix. The Merovingian.

∞

chips

I fell face-first into that bowl of salted potato chips
saying muffled my head beneath the chips, "I love you".

∞

anoushka

They'll be present-y Anoushka Hempel-y
sorts of things everywhere.

-Edina Monsoon

∞

fabulous

Everybody's there, everybody! Big names, you know.
Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling.
Names, names, names! Every rich bitch from New York
is in there. Hockwenden, Ruttenstein, Vandebilt,
Rothschild, Hookenfookenberger, Dachshund,
Rottweiler, sweetie.

-Edina Monsoon

∞

hairdos

A row of skeletons with Jackie O hairdos.

-Patsy Stone.

∞

first-impressions

Every look at someone and know that
they are a total bitch, or a complete asshole...
or just a big whore? Yeah.... [eye-roll].

∞

brain

We should really make a copy of
your brain pattern sometime.

Battlestar Galactica

∞

cylon

My inner Cylon is telling me to "Kill all humans".

∞

resistance

I have an above average resistance quotient.

Borg inspired.

∞

difficulties

We must overcome difficulties rather
than being overcome by difficulties.

∞

masturbation

I read an article that says coffee, exercise and sex
can cause brain aneurysms to burst... thank god it
didn't say anything about masturbation.
(Oh yes I did! [snapsnap]).

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gas

Half is the new empty. Sorry oil overlords.

∞

zuul

There is no Empty; there is only Zuul.

∞

truth

If it's on FB, it's true.

∞

estranged-mother

Damn, I think some flowers died
when she walked by them.

-George Lopez

∞

laughter

You always know how to get me laughing.

-Heather about me.

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prim

There's no need to be
so prim I come in peace.

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham.

∞

verbose

My dear niece never uses one
word when she can use twenty.

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham.

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thrilled

Sorry? She's thrilled.

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham.

∞

progress

First electricity, now telephone
I feel as if I were living in an
H.G. Wells novel.

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham.

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highschool

High-school is like a soapy bubble you cast
on a beautiful Spring day. It's shiny, perfect
and a fun activity. Then it explodes. If you're
keen enough after its destruction, you'll enjoy
the beautiful Spring day surrounding you
(i.e. the rest of your life)... not that being
grown up is all that and a bag of debt,
er I mean, chips either.

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beaver

if the beaver scared them away then
they OBVIOUSLY don't really know you

-Ruth

∞

plant

I'm almost certain that she is a plant.

-Harry

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invasion

You'd risk the invasion of Earth
just to open a door that was
previously locked

Doctor Who (Big Finish)

∞

joke

If that is a joke, Sir, I protest that I do not understand it.

Doctor Who (Big Finish)

∞

words

Words are meant to speak us into existence.

Doctor Who - Ish...

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understanding

If you don't get me, move on.

∞

yenta

She's a font of knowledge about other people.

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spam

Spam? It's an insult to Bacon everywhere.

∞

oz

Damn. You only found the one Ruby Slipper?
They catalyse each other thru physical contact
to create a wormhole to take you to your
destination by thought. You'll never get
anywhere with just the one.

∞

intellectualise

You can intellectualise anything and come
up with crap, and that's what I did.

-Janet Feilding.

∞

american

Why does every day involve a fight with an American.

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham. Downton Abbey.

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patriot

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking
ticket and rejoices that the system works.

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thunday

I invented a new day of the week... "Thunday".
It happens when you feel like you've worked
hard all week Mon. thru Thurs, so you're tired
and crabby and waiting, wanting, wishing for
Friday, but you know that tomorrow is really
just the beginning of the week and you have
that feeling like you feel on Sunday...dreading
Monday. "Thunday" it's a sh*tty day.
Happy Thunday :-/ !

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mediocrity

Well, now that your low expectations are filled,
you can work on filling the mediocres ones. ;-)

∞

me

See to me this sounds just like you.

-Heather M.

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happiness

Your happiness is intertwined
with your outlook on life.

∞

payment

In God we trust, all others must pay cash.

∞

ignorance

Ignorance never settles a question.

∞

trust

Self-trust is the first secret to success.

∞

health

A good laugh and a good cry
both cleanse the mind.

∞

existence

The entire sum of existence is the
magic of being needed by just
one other person.

∞

knowledge

Never make the mistake of thinking
that you know everything about anything.

∞

love

Learn to love by loving
yourself first.

∞

love

Love is on its way.

∞

answers

All the answers you need
are right there in front of you.

∞

evils

If you must choose between two evils,
pick the one you've never tried before.

∞

glory

There is no glory unless you put
yourself on the line.

∞

feeling

A feeling is an idea with roots.

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perfection

Remind yourself that it's
ok not to be perfect.

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survival

I haven't survived on wit and
good-looks alone you know.

∞

normalcy

We're all still free-falling
waiting to hit bottom
living with the illusion
of normalcy.

∞

faith

Faith is personal, but never private.

∞

nervous

Oh dear. I think your replicator
is having a nervous collapse.

-Lwaxana Troi

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declamarō

declamarō ergo sum
I rant, therefore I am.

-Pam

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code-word

Invent a code-word.
They love that.
"Operation nuthouse" perhaps.

-Mrs. Ducat
Doctor Who - The Seeds of Doom.

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come-on

I need your box 'cause there's something inside I want.

-Andy H

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mutation

Unless attaining a superpower
is a result there is no "good cancer".

∞

offense

If you have to preface your statement with
"no offense", then you are about to be offensive.

∞

gadhafi

As a fetus, he was good-looking.

∞

children

Proud non-parent!

∞

clever

That's the kind of ignorance that
makes you seem even clever.

-Graham Norton on Stephen Fry.

∞

chemistry

I hate Chem. I just wanna like... shoot it.

-student

∞

abnormal

Everyone thinks they are normal, but aren't.

∞

normal

I'm not on anything. I'm always like this.

∞

simple

It's so simple only you could have thought of it.

-The Doctor.

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restraint

I require a tremendous amount of personal restraint.

∞

business-merger

Take me! Dear God, merge with me now!

-The Boss. Dilbert.

∞

broken

It's not broke. It's loud.

-Larry

∞

sneezing

Every time a politician sneezes,
gas (rice, bread) prices increase.

∞

outages

Well if the radiation from the solar flare
is the reason every time my cable goes
out, then why am I still alive?

∞

2012

It seems just like yesterday
that 2012 was sneaking up
on us, not it can't get here
fast enough.

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vita

Io raccoglio i cocci di una vita imaginaria.

∞

mutants

Forty percent of our work-force has dropped
dead from some sort of mysterious illness.
The hearty folks have just turned into hideous
mutants.

-The Boss. Dilbert.

∞

aliens

Above you are billions of stars that make up our Universe,
or so we used to think. We now know those lights are an
armada of alien ships coming to destroy the Earth.

-Planetarium Guy. Dilbert.

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blood

I can't work too hard.
I almost gave blood today.

-Wally. Dilbert.

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better

All most of us have to get through the day is knowing
we're slightly better than somebody else.

-Alice. Dilbert.

∞

teeth

Get the Turbo Supreme [gas]. The commercial
says it whitens your teeth as you drive.

-Mom. Dilbert.

∞

femininity

This can't be right. I'm an engineer.
I wear shoes because to protect my
feet not because they look pretty.

-Alice. Dilbert.

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questions

Dilbert - Why does he ask a question if he already knows the answer?

Wally - Because he's an arrogant bastard.

Dilbert.

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competency

Competent? How are we
supposed to compete with that?

-Dilbert.

∞

A comet hit my stairmaster that's
why I don't exercise anymore.

-The Boss. Dilbert.

∞

telepathy

If you need anything, the robots are
programed to respond to your thoughts.

-Nirvana Co. Dilbert.

∞

repair

You can't unbreak it, just fix it.

∞

devotion

I crawled out of Hell to find you.

-D. Justice

∞

fanatic

That's the attraction with fundamentalism,
you get to be a fanatic.

-Doctor Who

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emotion

Crying means you're not emotionally dead inside.

∞

obsess

There was a point in my life when
I cared about everything all the time.
It nearly destroyed me.

∞

critical

Everyone is self-loathing
until they discover who they are.

∞

life

I have a very small and uninteresting life.

∞

pretty

Pretty people are noticeable. The ugly go unseen.

∞

dramabook

I wonder if Mark Zuckerburg ever considered
the name "Dramabook" instead of "Facebook".

-Danielle

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mood

These mood swings are giving me whip lash! :/

-Anna Craig

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static

You know, at night when the lights are out
and it's pitch black, I can see blue sparks
when I stoke my pussy.

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grammar

your being recorded fro quality assurance.

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unemployment

Best to have a job in Hell than be unemployed on Earth.

∞

fear

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

-E. Roosevelt

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hell

If you're going through Hell, keep going.

-Winston Churchill

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disciple

I am a a disciple of the temple of TARDIS
whose wisdom is greater within.

∞

open

Open your mind and your heart
and the way will become clear.

-Surak

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solitude

There are a million and one ways
not to be lonely.

∞

choice

Even in death there is a choice.

∞

metaphor

Some people can't appreciate a good metaphor.

∞

perception

Don't look at it. Look around it.

∞

last

Dead-last is still a placement.

∞

bureaucracy

The mangled tentacles of bureaucracy know no end.

∞

rejection

Rejection dims the spirit.

∞

gay-agenda

Gayducate.

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flirting?

Is it delusional of me to believe that he wanted
more than to just help me find something in the store?

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behind

Best seat in the house, and
I don't mean the chair.

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addiction

"Just say no" never wronged me.

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creation

I have heard the birth-scream of the Universe.

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damnation

The road to Hell is paved with good inventions.

-Sylvester McCoy. Doctor Who
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introversion

If I have to spend more than fifteen minutes
with an extrovert, I get violent.

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shoes

If you are always waiting for the other
shoe to drop, maybe you should stop
wearing shoes.

∞

learning

If you don't ask for help, then
you are telling me you already
know how to do it yourself.

∞

public-school.

You might as well learn it right
and now while it is free.

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cool

I like him, but he hasn't matured enough yet
to know being an irritating jackass isn't cool.

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force

'He has asked me. He is very kind...
There is a dark force in him,' replied Judith.

'It beats... like a black bell. I wonder you don't feel it.'
'Oh, well, we can't all be lucky,' said Flora.

-Flora Poste . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 104
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pessimist

'Oh Cousin Judith, would you care to come
to London with me tomorrow?' asked Flora pleasantly.
'I want to do some shopping, and I hope to have lunch
with a very charming friends of mine Dr Müdel from Vienna.
Do come.'

Judith's bitter laugh shocked even the flies circling above her
head into silence. 'I am a dead woman,' she said simply.


-Cousin Judith . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 101
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love

Flora knew that intellectuals
thought proper - no, the only -
way to fall in love with somebody
was instantly.

-Flora Poste. Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 95
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cake

Mr Mybug fell off his chair, and swallowed
too much cake. No one noticed him.

-Flora Poste . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 92
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help

No one had seen anything of Urk since he had gone
rushing out into the night carrying Meriam, the hired girl.
It was generally assumed that he had drowned her and
then himself. Who cared anyway?

-Flora Poste. Cold Comfort Farm. Pg.88
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theater

She felt as though she were at some awful
modern play that goes on for hours and hours.

-Flora Poste. Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 85
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english

Elfin is rescued. From no on her life will be normal.
She will have children, and they will be pleasant,
ordinary English people who have poetry in their
secret souls. That is as it should be.

-Floar Poste. Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 76
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choices

It was dreadful having no choice except Seth
or Mr Mbug, but Sussex was like that.

-Flora Poste. Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 60
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reality

After all many of our best minds have had the
same weakness. But it meant that everything
Mr Mybug saw reminded him of sex - the hill,
the trees, the flowers. He pointed them all out,
and asked Flora what she thought. She found it
difficult to reply, because she was not interested.
He then remarked how strange it was that young
Englishwomen were so cold. How important is was
to be free and natural! Just to throw off your clothes
if you feel like it! To give way to your desires!
So delicious! So simple! So real!

-Mr Mybug. Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 57
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moody

'I warn you,' he added, 'I'm a strange, moody creature.
Nobody likes me, but there's something in me
if you care to dig for it.'

-Mr Mybug . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 49
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sex

She now had a dreadful choice to make.
If she said she loved walking, Mr Mybug
would take her out all day in the rain while
he talked about sex, and if she said that she
only quite like it, he would make her sit on
wet grass, while he tried to kiss her. And if
she said she hated it, he would make her
sit in some awful tea-room while
he talked more about sex.

-Flora Poste. Cold Comfort Farm. Pg. 48
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souls

Hullo Flora Poste. Do you believe
that women have souls?

-Mr Mybug . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 46
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good-book

Deborah Checkbottom tried once to get up and preach.
But she couldn't. I knew there'd been a mistake, and
the spirit meant for me had fallen on Deborah. So I
just hit her with the Lord's good book, to let the devil
out of her soul.

-Amos. Cold Comfort Farm. Pg.41
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hellfire

They'll all burn in Hell, and I mun
surely tell'em so.

-Amos . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 40
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untidy

Nature is all right in many ways, but
must not be allowed to make things untidy.

-Flora Poste . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 31
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open-toed

In another year it will be too late,
because even if she escapes from
this place, she will only go on to open
a cafe in some seaside town, and try
to look artistic in long flowery skirts
and open-toed shoes.

-Flora Poste . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg 28
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names

I think if I find Cousin Judith has any sons
who are named Seth, or Reuben, I shall
decide not to go. Highly sexed young men
on farms are always called Seth or Reuben
and are such a nuisance. Her husband will
probably be called Amos.

-Flora Poste . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg. 7
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men

Don't be silly. You know perfectly well
we must have some men to go with.

-Mrs. Smiling . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg. 7
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hell

My idea of Hell is a very large party
in a cold room, where everybody has to
play a game with great enthusiasm.

-Flora Poste . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg. 6
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sussex

"Sussex," murmured Mrs.Smiling, 'I don't much like the
sound of that. Do they live on a dreadfully muddy farm?'

-Mrs. Smiling . Cold Comfort Farm. Pg.6
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job

You know perfectly well that you will be miserable
if you haven't got a job when all of your friends have.
Besides, a hundred pounds a year won't even buy
you gloves and underwear.


- Mrs. Smiling. Cold Comfort Farm. Pg. 5
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punishment

Part of the punishment for rapists is that
they should be genetically engineered to
glow in the dark.

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melting-pot

In my America, I don't intentionally insult
you by wishing you a "Happy Holidays".
But, you have no problem rudely
pointing out that I didn't say,
"Merry Christmas".

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decisions

In the end, it doesn't really matter
what others say or think. If it's good
enough for you, then it's the right choice.

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work

Everybody likes him.
Most people tolerate me.
No one likes that guy.

∞

G-d

You won't find the word of God in a book.
But, you will find it in your heart.

You won't find the will of God in a Church.
But, you will find it in your mind.

∞