declamarō

declamarō ergo sum
I rant, therefore I am.

-Pam

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code-word

Invent a code-word.
They love that.
"Operation nuthouse" perhaps.

-Mrs. Ducat
Doctor Who - The Seeds of Doom.

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come-on

I need your box 'cause there's something inside I want.

-Andy H

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mutation

Unless attaining a superpower
is a result there is no "good cancer".

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offense

If you have to preface your statement with
"no offense", then you are about to be offensive.

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gadhafi

As a fetus, he was good-looking.

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children

Proud non-parent!

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clever

That's the kind of ignorance that
makes you seem even clever.

-Graham Norton on Stephen Fry.

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chemistry

I hate Chem. I just wanna like... shoot it.

-student

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abnormal

Everyone thinks they are normal, but aren't.

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normal

I'm not on anything. I'm always like this.

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simple

It's so simple only you could have thought of it.

-The Doctor.

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restraint

I require a tremendous amount of personal restraint.

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business-merger

Take me! Dear God, merge with me now!

-The Boss. Dilbert.

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broken

It's not broke. It's loud.

-Larry

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sneezing

Every time a politician sneezes,
gas (rice, bread) prices increase.

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outages

Well if the radiation from the solar flare
is the reason every time my cable goes
out, then why am I still alive?

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2012

It seems just like yesterday
that 2012 was sneaking up
on us, not it can't get here
fast enough.

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vita

Io raccoglio i cocci di una vita imaginaria.

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mutants

Forty percent of our work-force has dropped
dead from some sort of mysterious illness.
The hearty folks have just turned into hideous
mutants.

-The Boss. Dilbert.

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aliens

Above you are billions of stars that make up our Universe,
or so we used to think. We now know those lights are an
armada of alien ships coming to destroy the Earth.

-Planetarium Guy. Dilbert.

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blood

I can't work too hard.
I almost gave blood today.

-Wally. Dilbert.

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better

All most of us have to get through the day is knowing
we're slightly better than somebody else.

-Alice. Dilbert.

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teeth

Get the Turbo Supreme [gas]. The commercial
says it whitens your teeth as you drive.

-Mom. Dilbert.

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femininity

This can't be right. I'm an engineer.
I wear shoes because to protect my
feet not because they look pretty.

-Alice. Dilbert.

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questions

Dilbert - Why does he ask a question if he already knows the answer?

Wally - Because he's an arrogant bastard.

Dilbert.

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competency

Competent? How are we
supposed to compete with that?

-Dilbert.

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A comet hit my stairmaster that's
why I don't exercise anymore.

-The Boss. Dilbert.

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telepathy

If you need anything, the robots are
programed to respond to your thoughts.

-Nirvana Co. Dilbert.

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repair

You can't unbreak it, just fix it.

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devotion

I crawled out of Hell to find you.

-D. Justice

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