Wednesday, November 30, 2011

luck

It may be luck, but I've got
a feeling it may all be bad.

Doctor Who.


Tuesday, November 29, 2011

tatoo

I was born with "trouble" tatooed on my ass.

-Peri Brown. Doctor Who.


Monday, November 28, 2011

selfish

I know it sounds selfish, but if you don't
put yourself above all else, how can you
ever give yourself completely to anything.


Sunday, November 27, 2011

skill

Work with what you got,
not with what you imagine you have.


Saturday, November 26, 2011

loyalty

Don't mistake dedication for loyalty.


Friday, November 25, 2011

utopia

Utopia should be a vacation destination,
not a place to live.

Doctor Who



Thursday, November 24, 2011

drugs

Do you get the day-old drugs for half-off?


Wednesday, November 23, 2011

mob

Join the mob and leave the burdens
of rationality behind.


Tuesday, November 22, 2011

lunacy

Some people are born with abnormal
levels of right-wing lunacy.

Monday, November 21, 2011

bridges

The nice thing about burned bridges is
bridges can be rebuilt.

-Lauren. Heroes.


Sunday, November 20, 2011

iHop

Is iHop a division of Apple?


Saturday, November 19, 2011

odd

Violent Zombie Vulcans.


Friday, November 18, 2011

phrase

A cup-o-joe and the phrase "bag full of dicks"
are the only things that got me thru the day.


Thursday, November 17, 2011

television

There's nothing you can get from a book
that you can't get from a television faster.

-Harry Wormwood. Matilda.


Wednesday, November 16, 2011

joke

I like a joke as much as the next fat-person.

- Mrs. Trunchbull. Matilda.


Tuesday, November 15, 2011

shadows

Fall shadows make me feel tall and sexy.


Monday, November 14, 2011

sewing

A man who can't sew is only half a man.


Sunday, November 13, 2011

devolution

Our survival will come in elevating
humans not by causing their devolution
into hate filled monstrosities.

-Da'an


Saturday, November 12, 2011

realms

Vulcans are obviously more sensitive to
the effects of mysterious realms.

-Dr. Phlox


Friday, November 11, 2011

relax

I've got to get out of here and relax in a tree.


Thursday, November 10, 2011

personality

I am terrified to dare to change or challenge
the perception others have of me and am
devastated when others reject me.


Wednesday, November 9, 2011

naivety

I'm sure it's the kind of naive optimism
that will get me killed.


Tuesday, November 8, 2011

sequel

Bambi 2: The Resurrection


Monday, November 7, 2011

supplies

I am not immune to the allure of office supplies.


Sunday, November 6, 2011

wagon

I fell off the fitness wagon,
right on to the waffle wagon.


Saturday, November 5, 2011

relationship

People don't change. You just have to find
someone who will put up with your shit.


Friday, November 4, 2011

lamp?

If you rub it a shirtless guy appears.


Thursday, November 3, 2011

existence

Life doesn't stop until you're dead.


Wednesday, November 2, 2011

calm

I wasn't praying. I was trying to keep it together.


Tuesday, November 1, 2011

boss

When you have a boss, you have to take more crap.