brilliant

Be true to yourself and be brilliant.

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-Remebering Suzanne

suzann

Wherever you go, my thoughts go with you.

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anger-management

In through the nose,
out through the fist.

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jesus

WWJB?
Who Would Jesus Bomb?

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martha

If Martha Stewart can do it, so can I.

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hormone

Plan B started this weekend:
adventures with rooting hormone!

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home-grown

I guess home grown really does change you.

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procrastination

Procrastination is an inherent,
inevitable side-affect of schooling.

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camping

Ugh, sounds like Hell.
What good is camping
if they're aren't strippers
and cheesecake?

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tardy

He looked at me as if I were
going conveniently to pull a
miracle out of my pocket.

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fondled

I got mildly, but frequently
fondled tonight... at a bar...
above the sweater kind.

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point

Hellllllooooo, it's 9:45pm....
Point at something already!

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cute

I'm still pulling off
being totally cute.

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whooping

I feel the need to kick some
ass, but I'm not sure why.

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invasion

We are in desperate need of a new
British invasion... personally I
wouldn't mind one as well...
::lol:: did I just type that?

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sick

I think the pressure has cleared.
Now I just have to focus on
being gorgeous again.

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needs

It was a damn busy day...
I need a cookie...
s.

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5/5

It's a holiday? I thought it was an excuse
for Americans to drink beer under the
pretense of cultural savvy and appreciation.

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work

My work day started off with
a Canadian Flag and ended
with a Fleur-de-lis.
It was a f-in' rad day.

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mauve

Is there a DHS Advisory color
for this vague alert? Is...
::insert hesitation:: is it... Mauve?
Is this a Mauve alert?
I don't think I have a shirt
that'll go with Mauve.

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moderation

I'm made from sugar.
I have no artificial ingredients.
And I am safe in moderation.

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aafc

I'm on file with the Department of
Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada (AAFC)
Agriculture et Agroalimentaire Canada.


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sheets

In bed with the religious right sounds like
a very boring, dry-sheets relationship.

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evolution

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rapture

After the rapture, can I have your car?

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rights

If the fetus you save is gay,
will you still protect its rights?

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kellog's

Guy: U ever had a three way with the Kelloggs Guy's
Guy: Snap Crakel And POP
Me: No... I only did Crakel, he's Jewish
Guy: lmao
Me: ☺

Guy: wel I like POp
Me: I heard he cam too quickly
Guy: Yeah
Me: but he could do it over and over again
Me: and everybody knows Snap's a whore
Guy: all them Rice crispy treats
Guy: ☺

Me: that bitch will do anything for crack
Me: and I ain't talking about ass
Guy: I am Crakin up here
Me: ☺

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mangement

Some of the assiest people
get management positions.

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maths

♥ + ♥ = 2♥

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A Tribute to Bea

You can't expect me to have lunch
with a man who's favorite part of
a chicken is the right wing!!!

-Maude.

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