Sunday, July 31, 2011

obvious

Please go on stating the obvious.
It fills me with confidence.

-Brother Cavil


Saturday, July 30, 2011

true

It is crazy perhaps, but that
doesn't mean it isn't true.

-Laura Roslin


Friday, July 29, 2011

explanations

Simple explanations make us feel like
we have control when we don't.

-Laura Roslin


Thursday, July 28, 2011

humanity

There's a trick to being Human.
You have to only think of yourself.

-Gaius Baltar


Wednesday, July 27, 2011

defense

Fight for me, not over me.


Tuesday, July 26, 2011

meaning

Listen for the meaning, not the words.

-Bill Moyer


Monday, July 25, 2011

traditional

I'm not being traditional.
I'm being lazy.

-Daria


Sunday, July 24, 2011

kiln

I'm going to call it "Exploding Kiln #1"
or "Pottery Blam".

-Jane Lane


Saturday, July 23, 2011

enthusiasm

Jane - Was I being enthusiastic again. I'm sorry.
Daria - You didn't mean anything by it.

Friday, July 22, 2011

idiots

It came from Planet Stupid.

-Jane Lane


Thursday, July 21, 2011

amnesia

I'm leading to trauma induced amnesia.
Here punch me in the head.

-Jane Lane


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

goodness

You know what good is. That's how you know
you didn't achieve it. That's a lot better than
putting out crap and thinking it was great.

-Daria


Tuesday, July 19, 2011

innner-voice

Jane - Is that the voice in my head
that tells me to kill and kill again?

Daria- No Satan's voice is lower
and he has an English accent.

Monday, July 18, 2011

student-population

People of Mars, er I mean, Students of Lawndale High.

-Ms. Li


Sunday, July 17, 2011

pants

Believe me I've been fighting the urge
to strangle him with his Sammy
Davis Jr. pants.

-Daria


Saturday, July 16, 2011

influence

Do you think it's a good idea to pick up a
perfect stranger while under the
influence of ink-well fumes?

-Daria


Friday, July 15, 2011

style

It was much easier when I had one outfit.

-Jane Lane


Thursday, July 14, 2011

opinion

I didn't feel it was my place to state that
incredibly obvious fact, I mean, impose
my subjective opinion.

-Daria


Wednesday, July 13, 2011

guest

I just assumed it would be and
here it is ringing the door-bell.

-Daria


Tuesday, July 12, 2011

hormones

My hormones don't rage. Oh sure, they sometimes
get mad at eachother, but then they just stop
speaking to eachother.

-Daria


Monday, July 11, 2011

highschool

I don't think I can say anything encouraging
about a place that strip-searches for cheese.

-Daria


Sunday, July 10, 2011

smiling

It may take fewer muscles to smile
than to frown, but it isn't easier.


Saturday, July 9, 2011

lameness

Mariah - What does Mariah do with her free time
after grad practice? Wash her car. Yeah, I'm lame.

Me - [stands shoulder to shoulder with you in our lameness.]

Mariah - If we get more people, we can make
an impenetrable wall of lame!

Me- BEST COMMENT EVER!!!

Friday, July 8, 2011

time

Time is what keeps everything
from happening all at once.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

intelligence

Intelligence. A mind that burns like a fire.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

echo

Mists of dreams drip along the nascent
echo and love no more. End of line.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

self-knowledge

Look through the eye to know thyself.

Monday, July 4, 2011

endless

All of this has happened before,
and it will happen again...


Sunday, July 3, 2011

direction

Find the hand that lies in the shadow
of the light. In the eye of the husband
of the eye of the cow.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

procreation

The flower inside the fruit that is both its
parent and its child. Decadent as ancestors.

Friday, July 1, 2011

timeless

Meaningless in the absence of time.
What never was is never again.