vague

∞

shopping

∞

compound

All the guns in the world won't protect

you if the shadow government drops

a bomb on your compound.

∞

irresponsible

Money and guns are tools.  If you

use them wrong, you will end up

dead, injured or won't have either.

∞

taxes

I don't care if my tax dollars never directly

benefit me, though I hope they will, just as

long as they improve the lives of others

less fortunate than myself.

∞

size

I'm that odd size between chubby and irresistible.

∞

others

There is something calming about

walking away from other people's

problematic children.

∞

season

∞

ipad

It's called the iPad mini, not the minipad.

∞

practical

Behind every rainbow is a grey cloud.

∞

reference

∞

forest

Sorry.  My fault.

I saw the tree,

not the forest.

∞

mine

I got one and mine ain't hard.

-Denny

∞

fault

I find fault in everything

not to be an asshole, but

because I believe that

everything can be bettered.

∞

bs

It must be wonderful to have

an endless supply of bullshit

to throw at people.

∞

cheerful

The insufferably cheerful

annoy me to no end.

∞

humour

I'm the "He thinks he's funny one".

∞

thought

No problem can stand the assault

of sustained thinking.

 ∞

revenge

Revenge is better than Christmas.

 
-Elvira

∞

opinion

Listen sister.  If I want your opinion,

I'll beat it outta ya.

-Elvira

 ∞

technology

Turn of the millennium technology wasn't

a required course at the academy.

This is like stone knives and bear skins.

-Captain Janeway.

∞

profit

"Ignorant, lobeless fools!"

 ∞

mind-meld

Anyone with an ounce of sense wouldn't

share his brain with someone else.

-The EMH Doctor. Star Trek Voyager.

∞

bald

Could you tell me, who is that

man over by the punchbowl?

That fascinating man, that oddly

sensual man. That man who

makes me quiver under my bodice.

That bald man.

-Debbie. Addams Family Values.

∞

rebel

∞

meaning

I hate it when someone calls something

by a grander word to pretend that they

are classier than they are.

∞

peace

That island of verdant, fertile grass

amidst a river of burnt umber.

∞

writing

Writing isn't writing.  It's revised,

organised thought on paper.

∞

work

I'm a better employee for having been employed

by a paranoid, manipulative, blaming boss like you.

∞

resources

Those who have the least are often the most resourceful.

∞

perspective

Perspective is so awesome.

∞

appearnce

I'm bald, not dumb from the forehead down.

∞

british

Keep your misery and suffering to yourself.

Be British.

∞

money

Worship not money.  It is neither good nor godly.

∞

questions

I'm the guy who asks,

"Does it vibrate?"

∞

religion

Religion is a tool for man to control man.
It has nothing to do with God.

∞

lie

I chose to tell a polite lie

over the damning truth.

∞

face

I carry myself with dignity and authority -

until you get to know me.

∞

smile

Smile.  He might just like what he sees.

∞

skinny

I wish I could wear skinny people clothes,

but I can't, so fuck'em.

∞

ambivalence

On the verge of ambivalence,

anything can happen.

∞

anger

I don't get angry anymore. I enrage.

∞

silence

∞

value

If a true sense of value is to be yours

it must come through service.

∞

courage

Courage comes from suffering.

∞

loveless

The loveless heart grows bitter

∞

amor

El corazón sin amor se agria

∞

amor

O coração sem amor se amarga

∞

blues

Some days, the bottom of the glass

seems too shallow.

∞

opinion

There's no way to tell you

without being offensive.

∞

ups

I wish UPS would put out an all-male 

review calendar of their drivers.

∞

assume

I don't use the words "assume" anymore,

so I never have to hear that lame-ass

"ass out of u and me" cliché.

∞

patience

∞

nobility

The nobility of Humanity is just an illusion.

∞

truth

The truth may hurt, but it's all that matters.

∞

belief

The red states stopped thinking

and started "believing".

∞

over

When I dump you, it's gonna hurt so bad.

∞

flirt

Well, I didn't want to brag, but yes,
I am the man you are looking for.

∞

appreciation

Appreciation cannot be shown monetarily.

∞

knowledge

Everyday we learn something new

about each other and live with it.

∞

capitalism

Ah!  It's American!  That's why

it's expensive and incompatible.

∞

soul

∞

reference

∞

liberal

∞

ignoble

∞

life

Live thru today.
Live for tomorrow.
Forget yesterday.

∞

weather

Finally! Some decent weather!
Not a Sun in the sky!

∞

courtesy

Courtesy is one of the best peacemakers.

∞

traits

You display the wonderful traits
of charm and courtesy.

∞

dragonsquito

"Dragonsquito"
A really big mosquito.

∞

jobs

If she has any self-respect at all,
she'll stick with hookin'.

∞

classless

The problem with classless equality is
that everyone feels empowered and
entitled to their own self-righteous
and self-important opinions.

∞

cookies

Don't hand me a plate of cookies,
then tell me not to eat them.
I git vi'lent.

∞

squirrel

It's like there's an unhinged squirrel
loose in the front of my pants.

∞

manners

Manners don't cost nothin'. They're free.

-X-files

∞

eyes

I think Paul Ryan has sad but dreamy eyes.

∞

judgement

I am brimming with judgement today. Watch out!

∞

book

A physics book weighs less in a bag.

∞

livro

O livro de física pesa menos no bolso.

∞

agreement

The only person who has ever read
an end-user agreement or any
terms of service is some NJ lawyer.
No one else cares.

∞

lies

All lies lead to the truth.

-Scully. X-files

∞

reputation

It's a good thing I have a reputation,
otherwise how could it be impugned.

-Mr. Dales. X-files

∞

life

Life's unfair. And so am I.

∞

bum

David Tennant, yum.
Doctor with the nicest bum.
Be mine. Be mine. Oh.

∞

evelyn

Tudor Hist'ry Prof
Choc'late cake and hot cocoa
This is not the end.

∞

cybermen

You will be like us.
Cybermen, all the same mind
Upgrade. Delete. End.

∞

bal

Lorsque la vie se maquille en mascara,
on s'en fait un bal masqué.

∞

masquerade

When life gives you mascara, make masquerade.

-Em

∞

character

Good-looks are no substitute for a sound character.

-Tom Baker. The Ribos Operation.

∞

right

I'm in the habit of being right all the time.

∞

hobby

It's beautiful that it means something to you.

∞

goose

That goose must have been from Ontario
because it did not like my Quebec hoody.

∞

clicking

I love people who get me.
Everyone else can fuck off.

∞

self

Ok. The person we see is not the
person you think you're showing us.

∞

drama

I like my drama expensive and televised.

∞

boyfriend

Hi. Nice to meet you.
I really like your boyfriend.
Now back off!

∞

idea

A good idea is discussed, not dictated.

∞

patriotism

America "claimed" apple-pie.
It didn't invent it.

∞

childish

We all have things we refuse to grow up for.

∞

personality

You must like him for his
giant penis because his
personality is that of
a giant ass.

∞

reputation

My reputation is not based or built by
other people rather myself and my deeds.

∞

quotes

I have the same feeble literal grasp of the
Bible as all those big-haired preachers do.

-Mulder

∞

end

When the world ends, your computer
skills will be absolutely worthless.

∞

money

∞

ego

When you see me quietly sitting alone, that's
the real me. Everything else is drama.

∞

voting

One brain. One vote. That's the law!

-Reba

∞

chaos

We revel in chaos for its own sake.

Church of Serendipity.
Doctor Who - Faith Stealers

∞

smug

Romana - There's no need to be smug about it.
Doctor - I'm not smug.
Romana - I can tell that expression even from behind.

Doctor Who - The Power of Kroll.

∞

Tom

Having lived in such male-oriented societies
for the formative years of his life, it was hardly
surprising that he was now making up for lost
time, as far as the ladies were concerned.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 185.

∞

Baker

His female fan following was huge, and there
were always women throwing themselves at
him wherever he went.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 185.

∞

moment

A special connection passed fleetingly between us;
and then he was gone.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 136.

∞

humanity

I smiled back, feeling completely and utterly diminished
by this simple act of kindness from a small person who
was undoubtedly steeped in poverty, but rich in humanity
I had hitherto had no inkling of.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 36.

∞

contract

"nudity as agreed by the actor and director".
The most important eight words in a contract,
in my view.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 111.

∞

bliss

Incredible to think now, with the media dominating our
lives at every turn, but a true case of ignorance being bliss.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 100.

∞

sounds

There is a very fine line between what sounds
authentic and good, and what sounds merely
cod and, therefore, dire.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 92.

∞

aries

I was bored, the shopping could wait and, like
the typical Aries I was, I was up for adventure.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 82.

∞

part

In my tale, in which I played a innocent virgin
called Ginny, my mother went mad when she
learned that I had been cooked and eaten a
Hawaiian Luau, or feast, in which she had
participated. Yes, an everyday story of simple folk.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 73.

∞

prayer

I collapse into giggles and ring off, ready for bed
after a long and eventful day. I say a quick prayer
of thanks for not having my throat ripped out by
a dog, add a "please let me be alive in the morning",
pop an antihistamine for the mozzie bites, and drift
off, promising myself that I will never slag off again.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 62.

∞

anger

I'm seething with impotent anger.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 60.

∞

prison

I bleakly envisage visiting her in prison.
To my surprise, she is waived on her
way with a smile and no questions asked.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 59.

∞

giggles

I was suddenly overcome by giggles,
so mindlessly inane had it become.

Mary Tamm. First Generation. Pg 48.

∞

Darcy

∞

burn

Sit. Stand. Do whatever you like.
You can burn to the ground for all I care.

-Diana Trent. Waiting for God.

∞

simpleton

It must be wonderful to be a simpleton.

-Diana Trent. Waiting for God.

∞

faith

Faith is what helps you make the quantum leap
between the believable and the totally bloody ridiculous.

-Diana Trent. Waiting for God.

∞

death

There's nothing like death to suck the living out of life.

∞

gratitude

At the end of the day, you may not have performed a
miracle, but your deeds are always good and gracious.

∞

royalty

If you hate that he keep calling you a Queen,
then remind him that as your subject,
he should shut it.

∞

exceptions

We're either all special or not. No exceptions.

∞

villainy

I studied at the General Zod school of Villainy.

∞

past

I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing
at my past reflected in your present.

∞

rude

I'm not rude. You have a lousy sense of humour.

∞

life

If you go thru life only seeing the rainbows,
you'll never survive the storm.

∞

state

I am wading neck deep in a pool of insanity.

∞

replimat

I am not a telepathic replimat.

∞

bs

resurrection

What if our near-death experiences really are the
flashes of memory moments of Cylon resurrection?

∞

morpheme

"Understand" is a word that makes no sense.

∞

therapy

It's not therapy if you're not crying.

∞

freedom

♪ le jour de gloire est arrivé ♪

∞

jobs

Sorry. I was too busy laughing at my own job
I didn't have time to come laugh at yours.

∞

youth

It is the nature of youth
to challenge authority.

∞

forgetful

Just because you don't remember,
doesn't mean I am lying to you.

∞

wholeness

Others don't make us whole.
Wholeness comes from within.

∞

relationship

There's nothing wrong with you or me,
but us just isn't going to work anymore.

∞

fate

Not everything happens for a reason.

∞

face-blocked

persona

Artsy? I am also cutty-stabby.

∞

future

Any gouvernment action that does not
benefit the people immediately for the
long-term future is the wrong action.

∞

civility

I wish more civil engineers engineered more civility.

∞

nonsense

If it doesn't make sense, don't worry about it.

∞

peace

It's laughable that society has created laws
to help us protect ourselves from each other.
No. We can't all just get along.

∞

snobs

Some people are so wrapped up
in their snobbery that they don't
realise they are assholes.

∞

humanity

Humans aren't special - unless you count
all the inventive ways they have come up
with to destroy each other. In this they
are King of the jungle.

∞

v.

I'm mocking your nurture, not your nature.

∞

compliment

I am an observant thinker who has been
influenced by philosophy and science.

∞

results

Money doesn't always buy the expected result.

∞

laisser-faire

If I were a brain in a jar, my life
would be so much more manageable.

∞

caring

Reach out, not up.

∞

mouth

I want your mouth to refresh me not repulse me.

∞

boca

Quiero que tu boca me refresca y no repuñarme.

∞

excuses

Guilt is something small people feel when
they run out of excuses for their behaviour.

-Gaius Baltar

∞

trash-talk

Sorry. I don't speak garbage,
and I certainly don't talk to trash.

∞

drinks

I mixed coffee and red bull together.
NOW I'M SEEING NOISES!

-Ward

∞

mace

I sometimes wish there were a way
to mace people thru the phone.

∞

nicety

Being nice only consumes all of your personal-time.

∞

commitment

I always do my best... which is half-assed.

∞

simpletons

each and ev'ry day
nefarious simpletons
surround me. death. death.

∞

malfaisants

chaque jour, tous les jours
les simplets malfaisants sont
autour de moi. mort.

∞

webs

I seem to be covered in spider webs
on a daily basis. Could be a bad omen.

∞

wishing

I wish Cylons were real. Then I could just
download my brilliant soul in to a new,
gorgeous, fit body. [HUGE SIGH]

∞

NC

It's not like when we cross state lines
we stop being human beings.

∞

subculture

It's just a subculture of awesome Francophones.

∞

brain-jar

Ever felt like you'd just be better as a brain in a jar?

∞

trolley

I push the trolley with the loudest, bangingest
wheel because I am a fearless bastard!

∞

jalopy

Jesus wouldn't be caught dead near a car like this.

∞

like

I like the dead better than the elderly.

∞

gratification

You need to get some
retroactive instant gratification.

∞

highschool

My 11th grade English teacher used to refer to
our high school as "The Institution". Don't think
of it as 19 years after graduation, think of it as
19 years of freedom.

∞

mutiny

I think it's great when livestock mutinies.

∞

try

I always do my best. Sometimes I fail.

∞

rules

Saying there are exceptions to the rules
renders all rules as guidelines.

∞

manufacturer

I buy things made in other countries
because I recognise the importance of
the world economy and appreciate the
value in participating in a global community.

∞

validation

My new parking pass gives me some sense

of validation as a sub... standard employee.

∞

bullies

I let bullies bully me. It doesn't bother me.

I let them because I knew they were worse off.

∞

liberation

Open your heart and mind to be free.

∞

gossip

Gossip: a violation of confidence, privacy and trust.

∞

wassup?

The ass end of my wine bottle. That's what's up!

∞

horoscope

My horoscope left me totally unprepared today.

-Trix

assholism

Assholism happens.  It is both genetic and learned.

∞

simple

Three is two plus one.

∞

sense

Talk less.  Say more.

∞

answers

There really are only two answers.

WD40 or Duct-tape.

∞

decision

The right decision may be too

absolute to be a good decision.

∞

statement

I have nothing to say but this statement.

∞

lying

At some point in our lives, we all learn

to lie and manipulate.  It's part of being

human.  But, we also have a choice

whether or not to live out lives as a

lying manipulative bastard.

∞

chicken-stick

He needs to start using his fingers

to get it started.  It only hurts for a little bit.

-Justin

∞

evolution

A side effect of human intelligence is

the heightened ability to annoy others.

∞

appearances

I'd rather be mean than walked over.

∞

florida

Florida is God's waiting room.

∞

florida

If there's one thing worse than

Chlamydia, it's Florida.

-Olive. Easy A

∞

polite

I'm not always helpful or polite, sir.

∞

prayers

They say, "The Lord provides".  If that were true,

I'd have a million dollars.  No somethings

you have to do yourself.

∞

returns

If you haven't seen it there all year long,
don't buy it at Wal-Mart.

∞

life

Life isn't always cheese and crackers.

Sometimes it's nuts.

∞

crayons

He may not be the brightest crayon

in the box, but he is the sexiest.

∞

jobs

My people don't quit.  We get fired.

∞

masculinity

Oh please, next to you,

I'm a six foot tall talking vagina.

∞

grosseur

Ma grosseur de stress est de retour.  Ca montre?

∞

fat

My stress fat is back.  Does it show?

∞

certificate

I'm gonna change my birth-certificate to "adopted".

∞

civilised

For civilisation to survive, the human race

has to remain civilised.

- Rod Serling

∞

hump-day

I need a Marine Sergeant to drill me.

∞

comfort

I'm an American.  I don't share your

English hatred of comfort.

-Lady Cora Grantham. Downton Abbey.

∞

surf-n-turf

Well I am trying to kill myself

in the most delicious and

satisfying way possible.

∞

reality

I've either come to my senses or lost my mind.

∞

gossip

I feel so validated by your gossiping

behind my back though. I couldn't go

on without it.

∞

others

I am just sooooo tired... of other people.

∞

coffee

A morning without coffee is just like death.

∞

people

Random people are the worst kind of people.

∞

smirk

I can hear the smirk on your face.

- Tamisin.  Doctor Who

∞

guarantee

Do you really need a

lifetime guarantee on a coffin?

-Lauren

∞

pro

I admire your pro-violence stance.

∞

rainbows

I think rainbows are ordinary
because they are all the same.

∞

expectations

Don't live up to the expectations
of others. Live up to your own.

∞

metaphor

Metaphor is everything.

∞

queue

The things I endure
for steak and shrimp.

∞

dog

Ignore him.
He's all bark and fat.

∞

tolerance

I barely tolerate dogs,
children and the elderly.

∞

elections

Four years to screw up.
Eight years to make a difference.

∞

job

I'm an overpaid paperweight.

∞

acceptance

Accept people for whom you know they are
not for what others say them to be.

∞

grammar

A research paper without grammar
is like a recipe without measurements.

∞

want

Archer - For once in my life I want you to tell me the truth mother.
Mallory -Yeah, well people in Hell want ice water.

∞

story

Is there anything worse than having
to listen to some redneck's dog story?

∞

absolution

Waiting for absolution is a kind of Hell.

∞

money

Money is the most ungodly thing on Earth.

∞

relationship

It's a disaster not even FEMA would touch.

∞

inside

Embrace the godless heathen within and sin.

∞

certainty

Life is full of yes and no, not maybe.

∞

past

The past only seems ideal only because
the problems of the present don't exist there.

∞

chaos

Fixing things causes chaos.

∞

speech

The way we speak isn't necessarily a reflection
of intelligence rather our geography.

∞

tribble

If the world is going to end in 2012,
I hope it is by Tribble.

∞

lost

One thing is for sure. Whatever you lost
is right where you left it.

∞

fantasy

It ain't no dream. It's a fantasy.

∞

stalking

Is it narcissism to stalk oneself?

∞

glitter

All that glitters is not gay.

∞

change

Change is easy. It's changing back that's hard.

∞

apes

We're all just a flip of a switch away from
being homo sapiens to violent, crazed ape.

∞

props

‎Probably a bit phallic, thinking about it,
but it's an extremely effective tool when
you're on stage - and you can always eat it.

-Elisabeth Sladen. The Autobiography.

∞

power

It always happens!
When you give these little people
power it goes to their heads like strong drink!

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham. Downton Abbey

∞

telephone

Is this an instrument of communication or torture?

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham. Downton Abbey

∞

scruples

I hope it is not vulgar of me to ask you
to find a way to overcome your scruples.

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham. Downton Abbey

∞

grain

I am a grain of sand on the beach,
not the sand castle.

∞

change

Not all change is for the worse.

-Teyla. Stargate Atlantis.

∞

compliment

You're not old, you're eternal, Dahling.

∞

realisation

It's unnerving to know that I am just a
flick of the switch away from realising,
"Oh Frak, I'm a Cylon."

∞

friends

If your essay suggest that I'd
have better luck making friends
if I'd wait for the Cylons
to take over. Please.

-Sheldon. The Big Bang Theory.

∞

stuck

Oh I see. Well, it's seems once again you
are caught between a rock and a crazy place.

-Leonard. The Big Bang Theory

∞

babies

Anti-abortionist aren't saving babies,
they're saving future evangelical nut-jobs.

∞

god

Oh yeah! We'll my child is God to millions of Asians!

-Peggy Hill about Bobby possibly being a Lama
in response to a "My child is an honor student"
bumper sticker.

∞

dreams

Watching The Big Bang Theory before
you go to bed will cause you to have
cool Big Bang Theory themed dreams.

∞

shopping

Measure twice. Drive once.

∞

ə

I feel bad for good vowels that get schwaed.

∞

sapiens

Be a Man. Use a toilette.

∞

obvious

If you look at me and all you see is
the obvious, then you are blind.

∞

work

I'm here peacefully under protest.

∞

cramps?

I wanna see you bent over in agony.

-Denny

∞

forgetting

I do fairly well forgiving,
it's forgetting that's hard.

∞

hearing

Super Venous Reflux Disease
but I heard
Super Penis Reflex Disease

∞

spelling

I was so stumped on "today",
I forgot how to spell "tomorrow".

∞

lifeless

I wish I had a life, but I don't,
so that is why I am on Facebook.

∞

mothers

As mother walked passed,
I poured myself more whiskey.

∞

2012

I wish 2012 would just fucking kill
us instead of making us wait.

∞

leapyear

It's like 2012 has it in for us.

∞

boss

U.N.I.T Major - I'm getting demands from Washington, Mum. The President is insisting that He take control of the situation (alien invasion).

Harriet Jones, Prime Minister - You can tell the President, and please use these exact words, He's not my boss and He's certainly not turning this into a war.

∞

destiny

Negative emphasis without facts
may create the destiny you look for.

∞

late

Damn! I'm 2 days and 6 hours late for work.

-Boondocks

∞

grade-school

You graduated from grade-school and
you don't have to take shit from anybody.

-Boondocks

∞

ex

Even unconscious he's a letch!

-Diane Keaton

∞

family

Timison - No child should be expected to pay back
the love given to them by a parent.

Lwaxana - Well why the Hell not!?

∞

"friends"

Alright then, we're all friends. . .
on the surface. . . where it counts.

-Will and Grace

∞

future

God, I hate people from the future.

∞

better

You know and feel you can be better.
Now all you have to do is start living better.

∞

value

It's good to know you recognise your
self-worth despite your feeling lost.

∞

forward

Best to turn and face it.
Get thru it and get passed it.

∞

regret

We, all of us, have terrible things to deal
with in our pasts and in our present.

∞

garden

Sometimes you just have to wade thru
the weeds to get to the garden.

∞

personality

Unfortunately I have the kind of
personality that doesn't quit.

∞

control

You got to do what you got to do to bring
the focus and meaning back into your life.

∞

courage

You just have to find the tools and the will
and the belief to bring the happiness to the
front. Easier typed than done, but true.

∞

rainbows

Some people look at a grey sky and
that's all they see, grey. I see a
thousand shades of blue, grey, white,
silver even and I think it's beautiful.
Rainbows are so ordinary, unchanging
and expected.

∞

extroverts

You seem to be one of those [cringing gulp]
bright sunny people. No wide brimmed hat
or SPF 500 is going to blot you out, so better
to just go with it.

∞

privacy

The only thing we truly have
of personal value is privacy.

∞

significance

What may be obvious to you is probably
the least significant thing to me.

∞

collectible

I am not a collectible or an accessory.

∞

disapproval

I am not offended, but I strongly disapprove.

∞

shoppers

Attention Holiday shoppers!
"You" are NOT entitled, so...
[gratuitous vulgarity].

∞

rant

I feel you are entitled to a longer rant.

∞

pawns

People like that are mindless pawns
in the game of commercialism.

∞

feelings

Does anyone else feel full of strange
fears and mysterious forebodings...
or is it just me... again?

∞

wealth

If there is no problem,
then why is there a 99%?

∞

lobbyist

I don't like the elderly... or children.

∞

mimetic

I could go for some Mimetic goo right about now.

∞

shopping

Happy Black Friday! Try not to let the
unholy soullessness of big business
dehumanise you or your loved ones.

∞

beer

If you listen carefully, you will hear
my liver whispering "Give me beer".

∞

spanish

You know, the nice thing about speaking Spanish
is that I don't have to hunt for the English if it's not
the first language I come across (on a laundry tag
or some other instruction).

∞

corporations

Corporations are not people.
a.) they have no souls and
2.) I cannot kick them square in the nuts.
I repeat, Corporations are not people.

∞

a-hole

Assholism happens. Assholism is a serious disease.
It can be genetic, but it is also a learned behaviour.
If you or someone you know is an Asshole, there is help.
Call 1-877-ASS-HOLE.

∞

work

It's been a "I need someone to tell me what
to break or who to hit" kind of afternoon.

∞

winter

Blessed are the snowflakes that fall from the heavens.

∞

maths

Trying to explain maths or numbers to me
will only make me hate you more. That is all.

∞

99%

You know what would be really awesome?
'Cylon Occupied Wallstreet'.

∞

insult

To call him an asshole is an insult to assholes.

∞

gossip

Good intentions or not, gossip is still gossip.

∞

introvert

I will speak when I have something to say.

∞

squirrel

I woke up this morning in a leaf-refuse,
naked with a dead squirrel in my mouth.

-Emily. Being Human.

∞

driving

Measure twice, drive once.

∞

twilight

Watching the Twilight Zone with all its cursed people
and objects makes me feel better about my own life.

∞

parenting

Be a parent! Shield me from the world!

∞

customer

The only thing I hate more than a customer
without a list is a customer with one.

∞

good

Doing good costs money.

∞

fault

Things are always worse after
you realise it was all your fault.

∞

progress

Why find a way to make ourselves more
energy independent when we can drink
ourselves delusional.

∞

mean-girls

Get in looser. We're going shopping.




∞

hey-grl

IT'S MY FAVORITE! It's got crack-pipes
and sewing. It's like Pretty in Pink but
if the dress looked good.



∞

drunken-reflection

I feel better about myself now...
and oddly attractive/turned-on.

∞

nothing

No one's ever as busy as the person with nothing to do.

-Chéri

∞

rien

Nul n'est plus occupé que celui qui n'a rien à faire.

-Chéri

∞

nada

Nadie está tan ocupado como el que no hace nada.

-Chéri

∞

perfect

I'm so glad he knows I'm perfect.

-LF

∞

mind-reader

Stop and think about your inner-voice
and how you would react if ever you
met a real mind-reader.

∞

problems

Turing to the past for answers
won't definitively solve the problems
of today or tomorrow.

∞