Saturday, April 30, 2011

joke

If that is a joke, Sir, I protest that I do not understand it.

Doctor Who (Big Finish)


Friday, April 29, 2011

words

Words are meant to speak us into existence.

Doctor Who - Ish...


Thursday, April 28, 2011

understanding

If you don't get me, move on.


Wednesday, April 27, 2011

yenta

She's a font of knowledge about other people.


Tuesday, April 26, 2011

spam

Spam? It's an insult to Bacon everywhere.


Monday, April 25, 2011

oz

Damn. You only found the one Ruby Slipper?
They catalyse each other thru physical contact
to create a wormhole to take you to your
destination by thought. You'll never get
anywhere with just the one.


Sunday, April 24, 2011

intellectualise

You can intellectualise anything and come
up with crap, and that's what I did.


-Janet Feilding.


Saturday, April 23, 2011

american

Why does every day involve a fight with an American.

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham. Downton Abbey.


Friday, April 22, 2011

patriot

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking
ticket and rejoices that the system works.


Thursday, April 21, 2011

thunday

I invented a new day of the week... "Thunday".
It happens when you feel like you've worked
hard all week Mon. thru Thurs, so you're tired
and crabby and waiting, wanting, wishing for
Friday, but you know that tomorrow is really
just the beginning of the week and you have
that feeling like you feel on Sunday...dreading
Monday. "Thunday" it's a sh*tty day.
Happy Thunday :-/ !


Wednesday, April 20, 2011

mediocrity

Well, now that your low expectations are filled,
you can work on filling the mediocres ones. ;-)


Tuesday, April 19, 2011

me

See to me this sounds just like you.

-Heather M.


Monday, April 18, 2011

happiness

Your happiness is intertwined
with your outlook on life.


Sunday, April 17, 2011

payment

In God we trust, all others must pay cash.


Saturday, April 16, 2011

ignorance

Ignorance never settles a question.


Friday, April 15, 2011

trust

Self-trust is the first secret to success.


Thursday, April 14, 2011

health

A good laugh and a good cry
both cleanse the mind.


Wednesday, April 13, 2011

existence

The entire sum of existence is the
magic of being needed by just
one other person.


Tuesday, April 12, 2011

knowledge

Never make the mistake of thinking
that you know everything about anything.


Monday, April 11, 2011

love

Learn to love by loving
yourself first.


Sunday, April 10, 2011

love

Love is on its way.


Saturday, April 9, 2011

answers

All the answers you need
are right there in front of you.


Friday, April 8, 2011

evils

If you must choose between two evils,
pick the one you've never tried before.


Thursday, April 7, 2011

glory

There is no glory unless you put
yourself on the line.


Wednesday, April 6, 2011

feeling

A feeling is an idea with roots.


Tuesday, April 5, 2011

perfection

Remind yourself that it's
ok not to be perfect.


Monday, April 4, 2011

survival

I haven't survived on wit and
good-looks alone you know.



Sunday, April 3, 2011

normalcy

We're all still free-falling
waiting to hit bottom
living with the illusion
of normalcy.



Saturday, April 2, 2011

faith

Faith is personal, but never private.


Friday, April 1, 2011

nervous

Oh dear. I think your replicator
is having a nervous collapse.

-Lwaxana Troi