surf-n-turf

Well I am trying to kill myself

in the most delicious and

satisfying way possible.

∞

reality

I've either come to my senses or lost my mind.

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gossip

I feel so validated by your gossiping

behind my back though. I couldn't go

on without it.

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others

I am just sooooo tired... of other people.

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coffee

A morning without coffee is just like death.

∞

people

Random people are the worst kind of people.

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smirk

I can hear the smirk on your face.

- Tamisin.  Doctor Who

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guarantee

Do you really need a

lifetime guarantee on a coffin?

-Lauren

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pro

I admire your pro-violence stance.

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rainbows

I think rainbows are ordinary
because they are all the same.

∞

expectations

Don't live up to the expectations
of others. Live up to your own.

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metaphor

Metaphor is everything.

∞

queue

The things I endure
for steak and shrimp.

∞

dog

Ignore him.
He's all bark and fat.

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tolerance

I barely tolerate dogs,
children and the elderly.

∞

elections

Four years to screw up.
Eight years to make a difference.

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job

I'm an overpaid paperweight.

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acceptance

Accept people for whom you know they are
not for what others say them to be.

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grammar

A research paper without grammar
is like a recipe without measurements.

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want

Archer - For once in my life I want you to tell me the truth mother.
Mallory -Yeah, well people in Hell want ice water.

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story

Is there anything worse than having
to listen to some redneck's dog story?

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absolution

Waiting for absolution is a kind of Hell.

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money

Money is the most ungodly thing on Earth.

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relationship

It's a disaster not even FEMA would touch.

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inside

Embrace the godless heathen within and sin.

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certainty

Life is full of yes and no, not maybe.

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past

The past only seems ideal only because
the problems of the present don't exist there.

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chaos

Fixing things causes chaos.

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speech

The way we speak isn't necessarily a reflection
of intelligence rather our geography.

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tribble

If the world is going to end in 2012,
I hope it is by Tribble.

∞