vie

Ma vie est miniscule. Le monde est vaste.

₪

cooking

You can't steam canned-vegetables!
I'm completely convinced now that
she doesn't know how to cook and
has just been faking it all these years.

₪

fire

That's why Man's first invention was fire...
so later he could burn the things he didn't like.

₪

obsession

I am all for supporting people's obsessions.

₪

nut-job

One of my bosses is a complete nut-job!

₪

canada

Canada cannot be Canada without the French,
otherwise they risk just becoming redneck Americans.

₪

chrétiens

Minuit, chrétiens, c'est l'heure solennelle,
Où l'Homme-Dieu descendit jusqu'à nous
Pour effacer la tache originelle

₪

eve

Walkin' with you in a winter's snow
Kissin' underneath the mistletoe
People smiling everywhere we go
It's Christmas Eve and they can see we're in love
Ooh, you make the season bright
With the lights reflected in your eyes
All my dreams are comin' true tonight
It's Christmas Eve and I can see we're in love

₪

jesus

If you love Jesus, then you love Jews.

₪

miracle

נס גדול היה שם
Nes Gadol Haya Sham
A great miracle happened there

₪

cancer

What we don't know is killing us.

-Fran Drescher on Cancer.

₪

team-player

The term "team-player"
makes my asshole clench.

₪

assembly

I've had grueling, physical exams that
were more stimulating than the
school assembly I witnessed today.

₪

o2

No, you can't breath Oxygen when it's a solid.

₪

fat

Excuse me! I'm fat and I need room!

₪

rainbow

Somewhere over my big butt
way up high....

₪

learnin'

Why do we have to learn all the time?

₪

hookin'

I didn't even have to hook her. She wanted it.

₪

-Me about a making a sale at work,
nothing to do with prostitution

fitness

John - John is dreading grocery shopping.


Dave - Stick to the Perimeter! Ignore the call
of the CHEESE TOASTIES and other highly
processed carbs that scream out from the
aisle in between! LOL :) ::whip crack::


Tim - ::LMAO @ Dave:: In other words,
don't go to market. There's nothing there
for you but plastic-wrapped love-handles
and and greasy bags full of self-loathing
and crippling depression.


₪

mace

Make a whorish presumption about me
and I'll spray you in the face with mace.

₪

soap-box

I'm just gonna stay on my soap-box.

₪

prejudice

Hate and prejudice, however they may be
disguised, are still the easy way out in
believing oneself to be better than another.

₪

behaviour

Feeling bad that you reacted how you did
is a good thing and serves as a reminder
to try to be better the next time.

₪

descent

I might be coming down
from crazy now...just a bit.

₪

mrs.

Think of the new Mrs. as the
guy your ex settled on for less.

₪

internet

God has nothing to do with the internet.
That's all Satan's work.

₪

sugar

::looks up from a bag of sugar::

₪

crazy

No one has ever seen me do crazy in here before.

₪

scream

Imma just gonna go scream... brb.

₪

moment

I'm having one of those
regret-inspired psycho moments.

₪

love

Loving is easy.
To stop hating isn't.

₪

voting

I have to choose a side in order for my
voice to be heard? What a load of old shit!

₪

waterlily

Waterlily..., that's what I call myself sometimes....

-Blanche Devereaux. The Golden Girls

₪

minority

I will defend you when you can't fight.
I will be your voice when you can't speak.
I will be your light when you've lost your way.

₪

book

I know. Most of you are in shock to hear
that I have not only read, but also finished a book.

₪

south

It is truly disturbing how far north the South is.

₪

right

Christians have as much of a right to voice
their views in the public square. That doesn't
mean they should run the public square.

₪

-Angie

dead

The dead ones were the beginning of the end.

-Linda

₪

pumpkins

Some pumpkins met an untimely death that evenin.

₪

shatner

Star Trek ain't shit without The Shat.

₪

-For the Trek purists, the poor souls.

therapy

This is a purely self-indulgent
and therapeutic place.

₪

numbers

0, 1, 2, 5, 10, half & double*

₪


*the only numbers important to me

money

Money is certainly one of Man's worst creations.

₪

nationality

I'm an American. I can't afford to get sick.

₪

life

My life is small. The world is big.

₪

kills

"As long as it kills", wow. Let me ask you something,
will the stories you have to tell be in the format of a
dramatic re-enactment or interpretive dance?

₪

bar

"Homolulu" is an excellent name for a bar.

₪

prop 8

Say not to Prop 8, say no to hate.

₪

email

Anyway, the boss is back and I need
to at least look like I work here.

₪

psychosis

I just realized how busy I am going to be.
I should schedule a sit down with myself
and discuss this... reasonably.

₪

bond

There is a strong psychic bond
between the two of us... despite the
"wtf" look I sometimes put on your face.

₪

responsible

Whatever mess I get into, I know I
am ultimately responsible to
free myself from it.

₪

anger

My lips aren't the only thing that is pursed.

₪

clone

Sonya wishes she had a clone,
but not an evil one.
Ok, it could be evil,
just as long as it does my work.

-Sonya M.K.

₪

butt

If you can't hide it, own it.

₪

bitches

As for the secretary, sometimes
people are just "full-time bitches".

₪

kanata

If the word "Canada" comes from
an Iroquois word meaning "village",
then does that make all Canadians
"Village People"?

₪

whoopi

I studied at
the University of Whoopi
where our motto is,
"I'll cut you and you're family".

₪

numbers

I only work metrically...
units of 10, 5, 2, 1 or 0.
All other numbers are pointless.

₪

fat-loser

Hello my name is Dick and I'm a fat-loser*.

Dick Soloman. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

₪

*Dick is at a weight-loss group of the same name.

spanky

I feel so utterly exposed and vulnerable,
and not in the fun, spanky way.

Dick Soloman. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

₪

childish

To say that you behaved childishly is
an insult to children everywhere.

Dr. Mary Albright. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

₪

physics

Guns don't kill people physics kills people!

Dick Soloman. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

₪

foil-hat

I have tried to arrange the cats,
but they refuse to wear the
foil, mind-control hats I made
for them, so... lost cause.
So much for dominion over
the lesser species.

₪

skulking

I'll have you know I do some
of my best thinking skulking.

Paul McGann as Doctor Who.

₪

drink

It's happy-hour at the man-hole.

₪

fall

Fall is here. It's gorgeous sweater time!

₪

ugly

We all know ugly when we see it.

₪

devil

Devil, thy name is Economics.

₪

god

Even in the turbulent sadness I am uplifted.

₪

vain

Oh honey, I know. I love me too.

-Karen Walker

₪

now

I need a Canadian right now, God damnit.

₪

property

I long for the day when someone
else will call my ass his own.

₪

e-mail

God has nothing to do with e-mail.
That's Satan's work.

₪

rants

Reverts to convulsing on floor muttering
random "O Canada" lyrics in English & French.

₪

fits

I don't know how to respond to that other
than having a full-body epileptic fit.

₪

functioning

I'm a functioning Céline Dion-aholic.

₪

cookies

Sir. I'm just a little boy
in drag selling cookies.

-Milo Oblong. The Oblongs.

₪

thong

It's a thong. Relax and accept the strength.

-Anita Bidet. The Oblongs.

₪

bible

Well the old-lady is right
and she is holding a Bible.

-Sheriff Pepper. The Oblongs.

₪

sass

Ok Mister. That's going on
your permanent sass-record.

-Bob Oblong. The Oblongs.

₪

gay in drerd

You'll have to pry it out of
my cold, dead, gay hands.

-John

₪

adult

That's the problem with becoming an adult.
Your eyes open up to the world, the great, big,
sucky world full of previously unimagined
horrors and stress.

₪

misc

My day was oddly miscellaneous.

₪

drama

People who don't like drama are boring.

₪

$

The almighty $ doesn't know
the cure to pain and suffering.

₪

conversation

I'm not even reading it half the time, and
I am at least 80% of the conversation.

₪

christmas

I'm glad sex is optional at Christmas.

₪

foreign-policy

Smile and tell them you're from Canada.

-Varla Jean Merman

₪

reading

She has such thought-provoking and intelligent
things to comment on... probably a side-affect
of the amount of reading she does.

₪

problem

If we are part of the system,
then we are part of the problem.

₪

solution

If we are part of the problem,
then we are part of the solution.

₪

looks

Oh honey, you don't need
me to make you look bad.

₪

smile

You just put a smile on my face.

-Rachell R.

₪

glare

Well, I won't point any fingers,
but you know who you are.
:: GLARE ::

₪

acceptance

I understand it's not for everyone,
and I can just barely accept that.

₪

retail

I don't know why, after all these years, the
ineptitude of retail-employees still astounds me.

₪

global-warming

If we are part of the system,
then we are part of the problem.
To say otherwise, just means
you are stupid.

₪

reason

The world is in desperate need
of a new age of reason.

₪

eyes

If my eyes roll anymore over the absurdity
of what you just stated, my optic nerves will
sever and my eyes will fall out of my head.

₪

thought

That thought seems so far beyond ridiculous
that I don't even know where it would be located.
The Twilight Zone maybe, but somehow even there
seems too rational a place to find such a thought.

₪

age

McCain is so old that he makes
Phyllis Diller look like Brittany Spears.

₪

obey

Nothing says "obey me like
a bloody head on a fence-post.

-Stewie Griffin.

₪

radio

Entire semesters' worth of brain space,
snuffed out by the radio...

-J. Ham.

₪

geese

All Canadian Geese speak French.
It's the law!

₪

ass

Yes, the pic... I get all sorts of
attention now that I put my
ass up on the screen.

₪

work

My day was just kind of average with a lot of "wtf?".

₪

president

Being President is like any other job.
You can't do anything with the position
until after you've swindled to get it.

₪

fire-love

Love is like a fire.

First, you have to gather the necessary materials.
You need flint to spark the flame and kindling to keep it burning.

You also need to find a hearth or a cave to protect the fire, so that the outside world doesn't extinguish it, that the rain doesn't drown it, that the wind doesn't blow it out.

Then, if your fire burns bright enough, like a beacon in the night, someone will find you... then you can share your smores.

₪

drag-queen

It's like watching a rabid, coke-fiend,
drag-queen, has-been who stumbled
on stage with a drink and a ciggy...

₪

stone

The Doctor: No. No. Ace, Hex, step off the disk!

Hex: It's just a piece of stone, Doctor.

The Doctor: So was stone henge until some idiot found the on-switch!


Doctor Who: The Dark Husband.

₪

canadian

I'm not Canadian.
Criss de tabernak!

₪

rockstar

I'm a rock star in Québec.

₪

québec

Au Québec, on fait qu'est ce qu'on veut.

We do what we want in Quebec.

₪

québecois

I'm not Québecois,
but nobody's pefect.

₪

TBRNK

TBNRK.
Pick a vowel,
any vowel.

₪

tabernak

Tabernak, all the cool kids say it.

₪

hellraiser

Oh please, there was
nothing much to talk about
until after I came along
and started raising Hell.

₪

flight

Straighten up and fly right.

-Judy McCrary.

₪

escape

When are you gonna stop running,
and start living your life?

-Jody Newton.

₪

self-doubt

Of course, you're a good person.
A bad person wouldn't ask that question.
A bad person wouldn't care.

-Kim Casper

₪

stressed

Fuck you world! Is that all you got?

-Jenny Webster

₪

busy

YEA... cause I got time for that!

-Jenny Webster

₪

fleur-de-lis

La fleur-de-lis c'est très jolie
au fond du cœur du Québec!

The Fleur-de-lis is real pretty
deep in the heart of Quebec!

₪

afterlife

I may be drunk, but I can still
send your soul to the next world
and leave your body here to rot!

-Neelix as a Klingon. Star Trek: Voyager.

₪

burn

Sit. Stand. Do what you like.
You can burn to the ground
for all I care.

-Diana Trent. Waiting for God.

₪

nell

Tu luk nuk tuk. Oh I'm sorry.
I was trapped in there for so long
that I went all "Nell" and
invented my own language.

-Roger. American Dad.

₪

mePod

I call it a mePod instead of and iPod because
I believe that owning one is purely selfish,
materialistic and hedonistic...
and I'm ok with that.

₪

bar

When the lights came up, oddly, everyone
still seemed reasonably attractive.

₪

will

I made it through the afternoon
at work by sheer force of will
and a mePod chock full of techno.

₪

work

Of course, on top of that I was at work,
and work makes everything worse...
and boring... and sleepy....

₪

normal

Variation is the most interesting part of normal.
La variation est la meilleure partie du normal.

₪

weakness

Mes faiblesses ne sont pas
toujours assez si évidentes.

My weaknesses aren't
always quite so obvious.


₪

laughter

::looks up all teary-eyed and screams::
"Good! I hope you choke
and die on your laughter!"

₪

catwoman

Dressing up like Catwoman and standing
in front of mirror pretending that
the reflection of you in the suit is a cat
does not count as having a cat!


₪

hang

Hang in there. It's all you can do!

₪

cheesecake

There was cheesecake involved...
that's all I'm saying.

₪

repression

Repression is the key to a happy family.

-Dr. Mary Albright. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

₪

absurd

Metaphysically absurd, I know, but
I revel in metaphysical absurdities.

₪

"li-vid"

I am so "li-vid" that I have to break up
the word into syllables and put it in
quotations to express just how "li-vid"
I am.

-Me

₪

SJS

There is no way in Hell that anyone
on the production team would ever let
Sarah Jane Smith die. To do so would
incite wide-spread, real-world violence,
homicide and suicide among fans.

-Me

₪

ignorant

Well, it doesn't count if you're ignorant.

-Liz Prince.

₪

horoscope

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20): You won't serve time in Hell for the bombs you'll drop this week, but neither will you rack up any Brownie points in the Book of Judgment. So I guess your best motivation for doing what you're going to do will be for the sheer fun of it, for the righteous mischief, for the entertainment value of seeing everyone you encounter get flung up into the air by the tremors you send coursing through the Earth beneath their feet.

-circa 1997

₪

screw up

Allow yourself to screw a few things up.

-Sue Wertz.

₪

mood

I'm gonna be so made when my
mood stabilizers wear off.

-Karen Walker.

₪

snakes

May your fingers turn into snakes
and start biting your face.

Paraphrasing Angie Lopez
from George Lopez

₪

brain

The brain is two-third's fat.

-Elle. Legally Blonde.

₪

idea

Fry: Wait! I'm having one of those things!

Leela: What?

Fry: A headache with pictures...

Leela: Oh. You mean an idea?

Fry: Yeah.

-Futurama.

₪

ding

Melina: What was that "ding" sound?

Kuzco: That's my idea ding. It dings every time I have an idea.

Melina: That's not normal. You should have the checked out.

-The Emperor's New School

₪

evil

Kronk: Isn't this whole revenge thing unethical?

Yzma: I'm evil. What do I care?

-The Emperor's New School.

₪

bats

When confronted on the issue,
he turned into a hundred bats
and flew away.

-John Stewart on Dick Cheney
The Daily Show.

₪

naive

-A. (on the phone with someone says)
Now, now, there are children present.

-Me (in the presence of the conversation)
I'm not a child! (dramatic pause) I'm naive.

(insert laughter)

₪

reasoning

I try never to let
a good story,
or a bad one,
get in the way of
sound reasoning.

₪

disgeese

::insert bad French accent::
My Gid, what a god disgeese!

-Officer Crabtree. Allo! Allo!

₪

disguise

Pat Robertson is a socio-religious
terrorist in pastoral disguise.

₪

war

I'm worried we have
a President who's
fighting a war
in a country
he can't spell.

-Rachel. The Kinsey Sicks.

₪

america

I don't hate America. I miss it.

₪

silent

«H» aspiré attaque encore.
Faites attention, «E» muet.

Silent "H" strikes again.
Beware, silent "E" cometh.

₪

tea

Happiness is in a hot cup of tea.

₪

cornish

By Tre, Pol and Pen shall ye know all Cornishmen.

-Welsh Proverb

₪

wicca

An' it harm none, do what ye will.

-Wiccan Reed

₪

evesdropping

I can definitely out-hear the Bionic Woman.

-Gene

₪

weather

In other words, mostly miserably
with a strong possibility
of sweating uncontrollably
all day and night.

₪

::lol::

I'll let you fill in the nuances of that "::lol::".

₪

endings

No. The universe has to move forward.
Pain and loss, they define us
as much as happiness or love.
Whether it's a world,
or a relationship...
Everything has its time.
And everything ends.

-Sarah Jane Smith. School Reunion.


₪

monsters

...and evil monsters set on
universal-destruction, no doubt.

-Charlie Pollard. Doctor Who: Storm Warning.

₪

happy

For some people, sad is happy.

-Sally Sparrow. Doctor Who - Blink.

₪

home

My home planet is far away
and long since gone.
But, its name lives on: Gallifrey!

Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride

₪

gathering

The great and the good are gathering
to watch the planet burn.

Doctor Who: The End of the World

₪

humans

I love Humans... always seeing
patterns in things that aren't there.

-Paul McGann as Doctor Who in The Enemy Within.

₪

deception

Your species has an amazing
capacity for self-deception.

Doctor Who: Remembrance of the Daleks

₪

quotation

What's the use of a good quotation
if you can't change it?

Doctor Who: The Two Doctors

₪

dreams

Dreams are important...
never underestimate them.

Doctor Who: Snake Dance

₪

jelly-baby

Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him
with this deadly jelly baby.

Doctor Who: The Face of Evil

₪

screaming

Listen to that! It's the sound of the planet
screaming out its rage!

Doctor Who: The Green Death

₪

sausages

Sausages! Man will become like
a string of sausages - all the same!

Doctor Who: Mind Robber

₪

jumble

We're trying to defeat the Daleks,
not start a jumble sale.

Doctor Who: The Chase

₪

glass

My glass is always half full... of Vodka.

₪

politics

I think politics has the tremendous possibility
to be positive and the ability to affect real change...
as long as it doesn't involve any people
in the process whatsoever.

₪

childish

It's childish to vote for the opposing candidate
just because yours didn't make the ticket.

₪

mantra

I may be bald.
I may have shiny skin and skinny arms.
I may be a stone overweight.
If you can't see passed that,
to who I am,
then I don't need you in my life.

₪

hello

I've given that exclusive to Hello! magazine.

-Patsy Stone. Ab Fab.

₪

comment

Please leave a comment. I live for comments!

₪

threat

The greatest threat to American society is...? W.

₪

thing

I'm really a scared, timid, little thing.

₪

journey

Sometimes living life isn't in the journey,
rather the company we keep along the way.

₪

failure

To fail means you have to have tried.

₪

parody

♫♪ A pat on the butt can be quite sentimental,
but a steamer is a gay's best friend. ♪♫

₪

delusion

We all try to convince ourselves of something.

₪

p3

The Power of Three will set us free.

-Charmed.

₪

vodka

Are You there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea.

-Chelsea Handler.

₪

pills

Hi. My name is Marsha. I take pills.

-The Nanny.

₪

liberty

You can't love liberty without being liberal.

₪

earth

What happens on Earth, stays on Earth. Alright?

₪

bridges

Burning all your bridges will leave you stranded.

₪

man

Don't fight "the man", hug him, damnit.

₪

enamel

Don't waste your enamel on "Rev" Phelps.

₪

canada

Toujours canadien, tout le temps, toute la journée.
All Canadian, all the time, all day, everyday.

₪

quiet

I just want someone to be quiet with.

₪

lavernandshirleyesque

There’s something Lavern and Shirley-esque about this.

-Servo Robot. MST3K.

₪

hormone

It contained bovine growth hormone
and he turned into a cow.

-Crow Robot. MST3K.

₪

surgery

I think Liz Taylor’s surgery has turned her EVIL!

-Crow Robot. MST3K.

₪

teens

Now as a teen, I assume you’ve shot-up several times.

-Servo Robot. MST3K.

₪

enemies

His power apparently lies in
choosing incompetent enemies.

-Servo Robot. MST3K.

₪

journey

In the middle of the journey of our life,
I found myself astray in a dark wood
where the straight road had been lost.

-Dante.

₪

more worry

If you don't got something to worry about –
you got something to worry about.

-Rachel. The Kinsey Sicks.

₪

worry

What's my secret for staying trim? Worry.

₪

forget

We never forget anything, we live with it.
On n'oublie jamais rien, on vit avec.

-Hélène Ségara & Laura Pausini

₪

unnature

What!? Am I a hideous freak of unnature!?

₪

date

Oy, the date went so bad, the next day,
I moved to another city.

₪

m'voir/see me

Viens donc m'voir pour passer le temps
So come see me to pass the time

-Viens donc m'voir. La Chicane.

₪

monday

Monday was wretched.
Tuesday was semi-miserable.
Wednesday, feh.

₪

real

Captain’s Log Supplimental: I’m a real boy!

₪

mystique

Your feminine mystique will pull you through it.

₪

nuts

The hardest part is getting the nuts¹ off.

₪

¹ changing a tire.

D.I.Y.

Life is "Do It Yourself", get over it.

₪

mating

And Crewmen Bennet and Hayden over there.
Do you see them? If I'm not mistaken,
they are preparing to mate.
Do you think they might let me watch?

-Dr. Phlox on human behavior. Star Trek: Enterprise.

₪

life

You see this? This is you. I'm serious!
Right here, life is about to form
on this planet for the very first time.

A group of amino acids are about
to combine to form the first protein.
The building blocks of what you call "life."

Strange, isn't it? Everything you know,
your entire civilization, it all begins
right here in this little pond of goo.

-Q. Star Trek: The Next Generation.

₪

truth

The truth is usually just an excuse
for a lack of imagination.

-Garak. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

₪

starship

What does God need with a Starship?

-Captain Kirk. Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

₪

anti-matter

Either I've become impervious to anti-
matter explosions, or I'm still dreaming.

-Captain Janeway. Star Trek: Voyager.

₪

free

That which we hide from haunts us.
That which we run from reins us.
That which we avoid creates a void in us.
That which we clutch has a hold on us.
BUT that which we allow to flow leaves us forever free.

—Yogi Amrit Desi

₪

♥

And I've had my heart beaten down
But I always come back for more, yeah
There's nothing like love to pull you up
When you're lying down on the floor there

- Taking Chances. Céline Dion. 2007

₪

▲

Je fume, je bois, je baise. Triangle équilatéral.

I smoke, I drink, I fuck. Equilateral triangle.

-Serge Gainsbourg.

₪

l'enfer/hell

Je crois que je sens quelque chose qui brûle.
Oh, c'est l'enfer.

I think I smell something burning.
Oh, it's Hell.

₪

honey

Honey is God's way of saying "lick me".

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girly scream

Mulder, are you sure it wasn’t a girly scream?

—Dana Scully. The X-files.

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pole-dancer

He’s not a natural pole-dancer, is he?

-Servo Robot. MST3K.

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café in Vienna

It all reminds me of something Molière once said
to Guy de Maupassant in a café in Vienna,
"That's nice. You should write it down".

- Buddy Cole. Kids in the Hall.

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remarks

If the impertinent remarks of Mrs. Jennings
are to be the proof of impropriety in conduct,
we are all offending every moment of our lives.

- Marianne Dashwood. Sense and Sensibility.

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l'amour/love

On ne cesse jamais d'aimer qui on aima.

We never stop loving the people we loved.

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violence

Nothing makes you feel more human than violence.

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immigration

My mother is driving me to illegal immigration.

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atheists

If people knew more about the real pain
behind spirituality, there’d be more atheists.

-F. Mulder. The X-files.

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crap

A dimension not of sight or sound, but of crap.

- Servo. MST3K

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mind

He’s one of those people who has a mind.

—Judy McCrary.


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next

You’re what we call in the revenge business, “next”.

— D. Zbornak. The Golden Girls.

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gay

Gays don't cause earthquakes,
religious hate-mongering does.

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mr. darcy

Where the fuck is my Mr. Darcy, damnit!

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temple

My body is a temple. Nobody worships there.

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waterlily

Waterlily, that's what I call myself sometimes...

-B. Deveraux. The Golden Girls.

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embassy

The Canadian Embassy is only four hours away.

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on aime/we love

On ne perd jamais ce qu'on aime vraiment.

We never really loose what we truly love.

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m'aimer encore/love me again

Je trouverai des langages pour chanter tes louanges
Je ferai nos bagages pour d'infinies vendanges
Les formules magiques des marabouts d'Afrique
J'les dirai sans remords pour que tu m'aimes encore

I will find the languages to sing your praises
I will pack our bags for infinite voyages
Magic spells from African priests
I will say them without remorse for you to love me again

"Pour que tu m'aimes encore". D'eux. Céline Dion. 1995.

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encore une nuit/another night

Pourquoi c'est toi qui finit toujours
dans ses bras à supplier de pardonner
des gestes que t'as jamais posés.

Why is it always you who ends up
in his arms begging forgiveness
from the things you never did.

"Encore une nuit". Inoxydable. Marie Mai. 2004.

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behind

I keep a little list of people who pat my behind
without my permission, and several of them
have died untimely and unnatural deaths.

-Julia Sugarbaker. Designing Women.

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sisterly revenge

Go ahead, hide your pain. I can wait.

-D. Sbornak. The Golden Girls.

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vita

In that book,
which is my memory,
on the first page
of the chapter
that is the day
when I first met you,
appear the words,
"Here begins a new life".

La Vita Nuova.

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translation

Hex - Sorry. Did I say something funny?

Doctor - Yes, it can either mean "forest of delicious fruits" or "snot monster's garden".

-Doctor Who - The Dark Husband. Big Finish Audio Drama. March 2008.

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tea

Mmm, tea, it makes me feel like me.

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patriotism

Your wry sense of patriotism is truly distrubing.

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high-road

Sometimes the high-road is politely paved with lies.

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