senator

He's a married, conservative republican,
he's going to have a homosexual,
public-toilet scandal sooner or later.
They all do.

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shagged

You are being shagged by a rare parrot!

-Stephen Fry.

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emergency

You better call the police because I'm
about to have a psychiatric emergency.

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film

Please stay away from sharp instruments for
at least three weeks after viewing this film
and do not operate heavy equipment.

-Crow. MST3K.

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dialogue

Well the music's terrible but at least
it's drowning out the dialogue.

-Crow. MST3K.

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langage

Le langage avait certainement été un facteur essential.
Mais pourquoi les singes parlaient-ils et pas les hommes?
Les opinions des singes savants divergeaient sur ce point.
Certains voyaient là une mysterieuse invention divine.
D'autres soutenaient que l'esprit du singe tenait avant
tout à ce qu'il possèdait quatre mains agiles.

-La planète des singes, page 94.

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attitude

je repris mon attitude d'animal intelligent.
I resumed my intelligent animal attitude.

-La planète des singes, page 90.

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reading

If it's worth reading, it's worth reading in French.

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lecture

S'il vaut de lire, il faut le lire en français.

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spanish?

Is everybody in here taking Mexican?

-Student on who's taking Spanish classes

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scores

Your test scores maybe less than stellar,
but at least your feet are still on the ground.

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scissors

Theses aren't like "screwin'-around" scissors!

-Student about scissor size.

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lovemaking

No, honey. Like lovemaking, this is
something best done by myself.

-Karen Walker.

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words

I know what GUILT is. Its one of those
touchy-feely words that people throw
around that don't really mean anything.
You know, like "maternal" or "addiction".

- Karen Walker

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taylor

Odo - I didn't know you spoke Klingon.

Garek - Oh! You'd be surprised about the things
you learn when you're doing alterations.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

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progress

You're never too old to change,
just too stubborn.

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depression

Sometimes you need to swim against the current...

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operator

She's disguised as Lisa, our Time Life operator.

- Crow. MST3K.

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apocalypse

So Drew Carey's archnemesis,
Mimi, survives the Apocalypse.

- Crow. MST3K.

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distopia

For some reason Vermont became
the epicentre of distopia!

- Servo. MST3K.

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lying

You know, sometimes I think
I lie because I'm evil.

- Pearl Forrester. MST3K.

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judgmental

Mike - Why are you so evil Pearl?

Pearl - Hum. I'm filled with hate.
I don't know if that helps.
You know, Mike, people can be
awfully judgmental about evil.


- Pearl Forrester. MST3K.

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0

It's supposed to get down to absolutely zero,
so that's why I always wear a sweater.

- Pearl Forrester. MST3K.

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holidays

i hate fax machines, banks, washing machines,
dirty laundry, markers, crayons and anything
that has to do with crafts, and anyone baking
christmas cookies can kiss my a**.

-Jeanine R.

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chairs

Speaking of chairs, you look like a fun place to sit.

-Karen Walker.

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H1N1

You can't get swine flu from cute animals.

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justification

Every bitch has her reasons.

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renewal

At the risk of sounding like Ms. Cleo,
I would stress that starting,
renewing or ending something is best
executed in kindness.

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wine

Two glasses of wine has me feelin' fine.

- Heather M.

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verse

I love how you write
emails in the form of
poetic prose. Short
lines, to the point, as if
to scorn verse.

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quitters

Don't give up. Just do it half-assed.

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