vague

∞

shopping

∞

compound

All the guns in the world won't protect

you if the shadow government drops

a bomb on your compound.

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irresponsible

Money and guns are tools.  If you

use them wrong, you will end up

dead, injured or won't have either.

∞

taxes

I don't care if my tax dollars never directly

benefit me, though I hope they will, just as

long as they improve the lives of others

less fortunate than myself.

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size

I'm that odd size between chubby and irresistible.

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others

There is something calming about

walking away from other people's

problematic children.

∞

season

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ipad

It's called the iPad mini, not the minipad.

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practical

Behind every rainbow is a grey cloud.

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reference

∞

forest

Sorry.  My fault.

I saw the tree,

not the forest.

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mine

I got one and mine ain't hard.

-Denny

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fault

I find fault in everything

not to be an asshole, but

because I believe that

everything can be bettered.

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bs

It must be wonderful to have

an endless supply of bullshit

to throw at people.

∞

cheerful

The insufferably cheerful

annoy me to no end.

∞

humour

I'm the "He thinks he's funny one".

∞

thought

No problem can stand the assault

of sustained thinking.

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revenge

Revenge is better than Christmas.

 
-Elvira

∞

opinion

Listen sister.  If I want your opinion,

I'll beat it outta ya.

-Elvira

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technology

Turn of the millennium technology wasn't

a required course at the academy.

This is like stone knives and bear skins.

-Captain Janeway.

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profit

"Ignorant, lobeless fools!"

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mind-meld

Anyone with an ounce of sense wouldn't

share his brain with someone else.

-The EMH Doctor. Star Trek Voyager.

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bald

Could you tell me, who is that

man over by the punchbowl?

That fascinating man, that oddly

sensual man. That man who

makes me quiver under my bodice.

That bald man.

-Debbie. Addams Family Values.

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rebel

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meaning

I hate it when someone calls something

by a grander word to pretend that they

are classier than they are.

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peace

That island of verdant, fertile grass

amidst a river of burnt umber.

∞

writing

Writing isn't writing.  It's revised,

organised thought on paper.

∞

work

I'm a better employee for having been employed

by a paranoid, manipulative, blaming boss like you.

∞

resources

Those who have the least are often the most resourceful.

∞