lost

One thing is for sure. Whatever you lost
is right where you left it.

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fantasy

It ain't no dream. It's a fantasy.

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stalking

Is it narcissism to stalk oneself?

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glitter

All that glitters is not gay.

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change

Change is easy. It's changing back that's hard.

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apes

We're all just a flip of a switch away from
being homo sapiens to violent, crazed ape.

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props

‎Probably a bit phallic, thinking about it,
but it's an extremely effective tool when
you're on stage - and you can always eat it.

-Elisabeth Sladen. The Autobiography.

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power

It always happens!
When you give these little people
power it goes to their heads like strong drink!

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham. Downton Abbey

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telephone

Is this an instrument of communication or torture?

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham. Downton Abbey

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scruples

I hope it is not vulgar of me to ask you
to find a way to overcome your scruples.

-The Dowager Countess of Grantham. Downton Abbey

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grain

I am a grain of sand on the beach,
not the sand castle.

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change

Not all change is for the worse.

-Teyla. Stargate Atlantis.

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compliment

You're not old, you're eternal, Dahling.

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realisation

It's unnerving to know that I am just a
flick of the switch away from realising,
"Oh Frak, I'm a Cylon."

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friends

If your essay suggest that I'd
have better luck making friends
if I'd wait for the Cylons
to take over. Please.

-Sheldon. The Big Bang Theory.

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stuck

Oh I see. Well, it's seems once again you
are caught between a rock and a crazy place.

-Leonard. The Big Bang Theory

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babies

Anti-abortionist aren't saving babies,
they're saving future evangelical nut-jobs.

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god

Oh yeah! We'll my child is God to millions of Asians!

-Peggy Hill about Bobby possibly being a Lama
in response to a "My child is an honor student"
bumper sticker.

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dreams

Watching The Big Bang Theory before
you go to bed will cause you to have
cool Big Bang Theory themed dreams.

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shopping

Measure twice. Drive once.

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ə

I feel bad for good vowels that get schwaed.

∞

sapiens

Be a Man. Use a toilette.

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obvious

If you look at me and all you see is
the obvious, then you are blind.

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work

I'm here peacefully under protest.

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cramps?

I wanna see you bent over in agony.

-Denny

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forgetting

I do fairly well forgiving,
it's forgetting that's hard.

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hearing

Super Venous Reflux Disease
but I heard
Super Penis Reflex Disease

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spelling

I was so stumped on "today",
I forgot how to spell "tomorrow".

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lifeless

I wish I had a life, but I don't,
so that is why I am on Facebook.

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mothers

As mother walked passed,
I poured myself more whiskey.

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2012

I wish 2012 would just fucking kill
us instead of making us wait.

∞