trick

It looks evil! You should trap it and

FedEx it back to Pat Robertson.

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zombies

A long, strong sword. First thing you need

to do is cut off their heads and hands. This

way they cannot eat you or grab you. You

also need Napalm. Set those SOB's on
fire. Oh and a full body kevlar suit....

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♥♥

I have two hearts.

One for casual and one for best.

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future

The future is what you make it today.

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blue-screens

Well, it was more I threatened to burn my PC

and buy a Mac if theses gods-damned drivers

don't start behaving... and AND OH, let me

tell you, those fucking blue-screens can go to Hell!

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betrayal

It must be nice to be all young and

fresh and green. Wait until they

stab you in the back, then you'll

see it isn't all peaches n cream.

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circumstances

A lot of things brought you to where
you are, but I bet only a few things
will take you to where you are going.

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stable

Consistency is for stable, uninspired people.

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myspace

Ditch the Space and stick with the Face.

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lobbyist

I never share with babies or the elderly.

They are the worst of all the lobbyist

and special interest groups!

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idiots

There are a lot of idiots out there.

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optimist

Optimists really get on my nerves.

Always shytting rainbows

and farting flowers.

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teamwork

So, I survived our English meeting

today without hurting anyone.

-Heather

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healthcare

The biggest obstacle with health care reform

isn't the money. It's asking every American

to give a damn about each other regardless.

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tears

The tears that I cry

fear the ocean.

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larmes

Les larmes qui tombent de

mes yeux craignent l'océan.

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eyes

With my eyes I see the world

and all of its terrific wonder, and

from them fall tears that fear

being part of the ocean.

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yeux

Avec mes yeux je perçois le monde
et tout ses merveilles terrifiques, et
d'eux tombent des larmes qui
ont peur d'être partie de l'océan.

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popular

What can I say, I am kind of a big deal.

-Rachell.

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relationships

Bring a life-jacket, just in case it sinks!

-John H.

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good-day

My work day started off with
a Canadian Flag and ended
with a Fleur-de-lis.
It was a f-in' rad day!

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off

I have very few words to describe
today... off and wtf?

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work-related

I want to skip work again today,
but ::le sigh:: I won't. Instead I will
suffer through an afternoon
by myself with the world's most OCD
neurotic boss - probably should see
Pharmacist before I go in.

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AFFC

I'm on file with the Department of Agriculture
and Agri-Food Canada (AAFC)/Agriculture et
Agroalimentaire Canada).

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DATA

I am a sentient, carbon-based life-form.
I am wholly organic.
And I am safe in moderation.

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CDC

Yes, there is a volume written on the
possible side-affects of ODing on me
at the CDC. It's a hysterical read!

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hotness

When we're both a little hotter?!
Honey, any hotter and the Fed's
will have to put a warning label on us.

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fructose

I made from sugar. I have no artificial
ingredients, and I am safe in moderation.

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agism

I couldn't do it without clean...
boring living... ::lol:: 30 y/o.

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work

I just barely made it through the work-day
without drugs and alcohol ::lol... and le sigh::.

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