happiness

If it doesn't make you happy, don't keep doing it.

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work

Work is what garbage cans are for.

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heaping

It WILL be someone else's turn
soon enough to be heaped on.

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resistant

Sometimes you just can't HELP a motherfucker!

-bill

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advice

Find what makes you happy and do it.

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action

Not-doing is still doing something...
it's a kind of circular logic that will
make your headache, so just take a nap.

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non-believers

It was those who don't believe in
Santa Clause when the President
referred to non-believers.

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godliness

Money isn't godly.
"In God we trust"
is the Devil's work.

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ego

Oh honey...we're so much alike! We both love me.

-Karen Walker

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tinsel

I ate too much tinsel today!
I am freaking out!!

-what my cat would say

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break-up

The worst part about being lied to is
knowing you weren't worth the truth!

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ukranian

Those Ukranian boys sure know how
to use every wall of an elevator.

-Karen Walker. Will and Grace.

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bind

You can't bind the hands of the workers
and expect the job to be done!

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distance

You do not make them safer by
keeping them apart. You only
cause them to hate each other more.

-Odo. Deep Space Nine.

soul

My faith doesn't come from a book.
It comes from my soul.

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âme

Ma foi ne vient pas d'un livre.
Elle vient de mon âme.

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heaven

- What are you still doing here?
- God must not want me yet.

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children

The problem isn't parenting.
The problem is children.

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ownership

Let me get you up to speed.
I own you and what we're
doing is none of your business!

-Karen Walker. Will and Grace.

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shalom

Shalom, but get with it!

-Grace Adler. Will and Grace.

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channel-surfing

I don't like your show.
I'm changing your channel.
::click::

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woodshed

I mean, we are going to take this
to the woodshed, and one of us
is not coming back alive.

-Julia Sugar Baker. Designing Women.

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dumb

They're just dull of the brain.

-Anon. teacher.

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no-homo

Ouch! Just for six inches.
Well, yeah, it's gonna pop 'em.

-Denny

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universal

The Universe is not chaos. It's connection.

-Gary Sinise. Mission to Mars.

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idiot

Rom's an idiot! He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent.

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underage

If it goes to school, it ain't cool.

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runaway

If you wanna stop your kids from
running away, tie their shoes together.

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yourself

It never pays to be anyone other than yourself.

- Suzanne Sugarbaker. Designing Women.

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elitism

NPR. It can even make Bluegrass seem elitist.

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system

Some people get all freaked out when they find out
that you choose not to be part of the system.
In the end that is their problem.

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