beliefs

In fact, I've always found that when people try
to convince others of their beliefs, it's because,
they're really just trying to convince themselves.

-Kira Nerys. Star Trek Deep Space Nine.

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now

Do you best even if you aren't at 100%.
Don't give in to wild tangent thoughts.
You are here. This is now. Live in the moment.

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fugh

I just came up with a new word, "fugh".
It's like "ugh" but with a silent "fuck" at the beginning.

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synagogue

My ancestors were NOT Neanderthals.
They were Rosenthals. The Neanderthals
went to the OTHER synagogue.

-Rachel Kinsey

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humour

Be with people who have a sense of humour.
Some people have no sense of humour, and
frankly... they pretty much suck... always
looking down their noses at you and your
"crudeness" as if they have never
farted a day in their life.

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esperanto

The TARDIS allows me to understand
any language, human or alien. Except
for Esperanto, which for some reason,
it's never been able to get the hang of.

-Doctor Who: A Thousand Tiny Wings.

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english

I totally hate having to say,
"Don't worry, it's in English".

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appreciation

Stephen Hawkin's voice-modulator
expresses more appreciation than my boss.

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magic

I stole a magical instrument from
a mythical being the other day.
It shoots sunshine and happiness
into a persons life. Only one draw back.
It works rectally.

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eat

If it's in your mouth, you are eating it.

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occupation

Giving me a name tag that read
"Elim Garak former Cardassian Opressor"
was hardly polite.

-Garak. Ds9

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parallel

I haven't seen Eclipse... but I haven't seen
what came before it either. I'd say I am behind
the times, but I'm sure I'm running parallel to it.

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blood

My blood runs green like any true Vulcan.

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monday

Monday [dramatic pause], you better be
fucking fabulous, with glitter and everything,
or I will go all Joan Crawford on you.

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translation

Got a Cat-to-English dictionary the other day.
She has been saying, "Death to the two-legs!".

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cigarette

Honey, you're like a cigarette to me.
I can always get a new one.

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path

The path the Prophets laid out for us
isn't always easy. That's no reason
to turn to hate and fear.

-Kira Nerys. DS9

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children

Children should be seen and not heard
and preferably not seen.

-Mr. Granger. Are you being Served.

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fabulous

Absolutely Fabulous isn't a British
television program. It's a way of life.

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tax

A tithe is just another word for tax.

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entropy

I am a minion of entropy in the Universe.

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disco

Disco never died. It gave birth.

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reality

It's a sort of crooked optimism you
only find in upside down realities.

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chocolate

There's always chocolate.
Chocolate never leaves you.

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evil

He who studies evil is studied by evil.
-Bajoran proverb

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innocent

Yes, I am innocent, but I'm not stupid!

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healing

What if the evolutionary outcome
of the use antibacterial hand-soaps
were the ability to heal by touch.
[gratuitous Vulcan eye-brow raise]

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Happy Binary Day!

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