humanity

Humans aren't special - unless you count
all the inventive ways they have come up
with to destroy each other. In this they
are King of the jungle.

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v.

I'm mocking your nurture, not your nature.

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compliment

I am an observant thinker who has been
influenced by philosophy and science.

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results

Money doesn't always buy the expected result.

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laisser-faire

If I were a brain in a jar, my life
would be so much more manageable.

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caring

Reach out, not up.

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mouth

I want your mouth to refresh me not repulse me.

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boca

Quiero que tu boca me refresca y no repuñarme.

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excuses

Guilt is something small people feel when
they run out of excuses for their behaviour.

-Gaius Baltar

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trash-talk

Sorry. I don't speak garbage,
and I certainly don't talk to trash.

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drinks

I mixed coffee and red bull together.
NOW I'M SEEING NOISES!

-Ward

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mace

I sometimes wish there were a way
to mace people thru the phone.

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nicety

Being nice only consumes all of your personal-time.

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commitment

I always do my best... which is half-assed.

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simpletons

each and ev'ry day
nefarious simpletons
surround me. death. death.

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malfaisants

chaque jour, tous les jours
les simplets malfaisants sont
autour de moi. mort.

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webs

I seem to be covered in spider webs
on a daily basis. Could be a bad omen.

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wishing

I wish Cylons were real. Then I could just
download my brilliant soul in to a new,
gorgeous, fit body. [HUGE SIGH]

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NC

It's not like when we cross state lines
we stop being human beings.

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subculture

It's just a subculture of awesome Francophones.

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brain-jar

Ever felt like you'd just be better as a brain in a jar?

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trolley

I push the trolley with the loudest, bangingest
wheel because I am a fearless bastard!

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jalopy

Jesus wouldn't be caught dead near a car like this.

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like

I like the dead better than the elderly.

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gratification

You need to get some
retroactive instant gratification.

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highschool

My 11th grade English teacher used to refer to
our high school as "The Institution". Don't think
of it as 19 years after graduation, think of it as
19 years of freedom.

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mutiny

I think it's great when livestock mutinies.

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try

I always do my best. Sometimes I fail.

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rules

Saying there are exceptions to the rules
renders all rules as guidelines.

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manufacturer

I buy things made in other countries
because I recognise the importance of
the world economy and appreciate the
value in participating in a global community.

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