reference

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agreement

The only person who has ever read
an end-user agreement or any
terms of service is some NJ lawyer.
No one else cares.

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masquerade

When life gives you mascara, make masquerade.

-Em

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persona

Artsy? I am also cutty-stabby.

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surf-n-turf

Well I am trying to kill myself

in the most delicious and

satisfying way possible.

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guarantee

Do you really need a

lifetime guarantee on a coffin?

-Lauren

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pro

I admire your pro-violence stance.

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2012

I wish 2012 would just fucking kill
us instead of making us wait.

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shopping

Happy Black Friday! Try not to let the
unholy soullessness of big business
dehumanise you or your loved ones.

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corporations

Corporations are not people.
a.) they have no souls and
2.) I cannot kick them square in the nuts.
I repeat, Corporations are not people.

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a-hole

Assholism happens. Assholism is a serious disease.
It can be genetic, but it is also a learned behaviour.
If you or someone you know is an Asshole, there is help.
Call 1-877-ASS-HOLE.

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drunken-reflection

I feel better about myself now...
and oddly attractive/turned-on.

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senseless

Senseless arguments are so worthless in the end.

-Donald

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mob

Join the mob and leave the burdens
of rationality behind.

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lunacy

Some people are born with abnormal
levels of right-wing lunacy.

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phrase

A cup-o-joe and the phrase "bag full of dicks"
are the only things that got me thru the day.

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poke

You never accepted the poke I sent you.
You don't get any more.

-Harry

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senseless

Senseless arguments are so worthless in the end.

-D. Justice

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happiness

I just want to find happiness and become strong.

-D. Justice

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bjork

p.s. I wish she would record in English.

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