childish

To say that you behaved childishly is
an insult to children everywhere.

Dr. Mary Albright. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

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physics

Guns don't kill people physics kills people!

Dick Soloman. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

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foil-hat

I have tried to arrange the cats,
but they refuse to wear the
foil, mind-control hats I made
for them, so... lost cause.
So much for dominion over
the lesser species.

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skulking

I'll have you know I do some
of my best thinking skulking.

Paul McGann as Doctor Who.

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drink

It's happy-hour at the man-hole.

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fall

Fall is here. It's gorgeous sweater time!

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ugly

We all know ugly when we see it.

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devil

Devil, thy name is Economics.

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god

Even in the turbulent sadness I am uplifted.

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vain

Oh honey, I know. I love me too.

-Karen Walker

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now

I need a Canadian right now, God damnit.

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property

I long for the day when someone
else will call my ass his own.

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e-mail

God has nothing to do with e-mail.
That's Satan's work.

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rants

Reverts to convulsing on floor muttering
random "O Canada" lyrics in English & French.

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fits

I don't know how to respond to that other
than having a full-body epileptic fit.

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functioning

I'm a functioning Céline Dion-aholic.

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cookies

Sir. I'm just a little boy
in drag selling cookies.

-Milo Oblong. The Oblongs.

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thong

It's a thong. Relax and accept the strength.

-Anita Bidet. The Oblongs.

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bible

Well the old-lady is right
and she is holding a Bible.

-Sheriff Pepper. The Oblongs.

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sass

Ok Mister. That's going on
your permanent sass-record.

-Bob Oblong. The Oblongs.

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gay in drerd

You'll have to pry it out of
my cold, dead, gay hands.

-John

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adult

That's the problem with becoming an adult.
Your eyes open up to the world, the great, big,
sucky world full of previously unimagined
horrors and stress.

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misc

My day was oddly miscellaneous.

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drama

People who don't like drama are boring.

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$

The almighty $ doesn't know
the cure to pain and suffering.

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conversation

I'm not even reading it half the time, and
I am at least 80% of the conversation.

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christmas

I'm glad sex is optional at Christmas.

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foreign-policy

Smile and tell them you're from Canada.

-Varla Jean Merman

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reading

She has such thought-provoking and intelligent
things to comment on... probably a side-affect
of the amount of reading she does.

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problem

If we are part of the system,
then we are part of the problem.

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solution

If we are part of the problem,
then we are part of the solution.

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