happiness

If it doesn't make you happy, don't keep doing it.

₪

work

Work is what garbage cans are for.

₪

heaping

It WILL be someone else's turn
soon enough to be heaped on.

₪

resistant

Sometimes you just can't HELP a motherfucker!

-bill

₪

advice

Find what makes you happy and do it.

₪

action

Not-doing is still doing something...
it's a kind of circular logic that will
make your headache, so just take a nap.

₪

non-believers

It was those who don't believe in
Santa Clause when the President
referred to non-believers.

₪

godliness

Money isn't godly.
"In God we trust"
is the Devil's work.

₪

ego

Oh honey...we're so much alike! We both love me.

-Karen Walker

₪

tinsel

I ate too much tinsel today!
I am freaking out!!

-what my cat would say

₪

break-up

The worst part about being lied to is
knowing you weren't worth the truth!

₪

ukranian

Those Ukranian boys sure know how
to use every wall of an elevator.

-Karen Walker. Will and Grace.

₪

bind

You can't bind the hands of the workers
and expect the job to be done!

₪

distance

You do not make them safer by
keeping them apart. You only
cause them to hate each other more.

-Odo. Deep Space Nine.

soul

My faith doesn't come from a book.
It comes from my soul.

₪

âme

Ma foi ne vient pas d'un livre.
Elle vient de mon âme.

₪

heaven

- What are you still doing here?
- God must not want me yet.

₪

children

The problem isn't parenting.
The problem is children.

₪

ownership

Let me get you up to speed.
I own you and what we're
doing is none of your business!

-Karen Walker. Will and Grace.

₪

shalom

Shalom, but get with it!

-Grace Adler. Will and Grace.

₪

channel-surfing

I don't like your show.
I'm changing your channel.
::click::

₪

woodshed

I mean, we are going to take this
to the woodshed, and one of us
is not coming back alive.

-Julia Sugar Baker. Designing Women.

₪

dumb

They're just dull of the brain.

-Anon. teacher.

₪

no-homo

Ouch! Just for six inches.
Well, yeah, it's gonna pop 'em.

-Denny

₪

universal

The Universe is not chaos. It's connection.

-Gary Sinise. Mission to Mars.

₪

idiot

Rom's an idiot! He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent.

₪

underage

If it goes to school, it ain't cool.

₪

runaway

If you wanna stop your kids from
running away, tie their shoes together.

₪

yourself

It never pays to be anyone other than yourself.

- Suzanne Sugarbaker. Designing Women.

₪

elitism

NPR. It can even make Bluegrass seem elitist.

₪

system

Some people get all freaked out when they find out
that you choose not to be part of the system.
In the end that is their problem.

₪

grateful

The things we take for granted are
the things we must be most grateful for.

₪

fleur de lis

La meilleure manière de vivre c'est par la fleur de lis.

₪

fleur-de-lis

The Fleur-de-lis is the only way to be.

₪

escape

If there were a way to escape myself, I would.

₪

thankful

I am thankful I didn't give all
of my fat-pants to Goodwill.

₪

honours

Oy! Honours kids! Zip it. Read it. Now.

₪

gladys

I love Jesus, but I drink a little.

-Gladys from Austin Texas.

₪

aspirations

If being a redneck is something
you aspire to, then there is definitely
something wrong with you.

₪

mistakes

When I make a mistake, it is catastrophic.

₪

big-girl

Don't make me use my big-girl voice.

₪

2012

Doom does make for a good story though.

₪

friends-of-old

Have you forgotten my face already?

pg. 54, The Coming of the Queen.

₪

stubborn

When his mind is made up it is
easier to move the great Sphinx.

pg. 50, The Coming of the Queen.

₪

rejection

'With servants and slaves,' Miral said bitterly,
and then the words began to pour out. 'The man
who will be my husband won't look at me and I
have yet to meet anyone who isn't a slave or a
servant or who hasn't been paid to make me
clothes or...' the word s caught in her throat and
Miral drew a deep breath to calm herself. ' I have
traveled to a foreign country, learned to speak a
foreign language and been sold into marriage to
spare my people from future wars and the only
people I have to speak to are servants and slaves.'

pg. 44, The Coming of the Queen.

₪

expression

"Oh dear", she said sadly.
"I believe all the fish have died."
She looked up at Mentu sadly.
"They saw the expression
on your face and
it frightened them to death."
Mentu glowered back sourly.

pg. 43, The Coming of the Queen.

₪

abuse

'I am Princess Erimem', she said coldy,
'And if you have abused any of the girls
in my service you will answer to my family.'

pg. 23 The Coming of the Queen.

₪

smile

He had a broad smile that came from
his eyes as much as his mouth.

pg. 11 The Coming of the Queen.

₪

attraction

You make me want to arch my back.

₪

alien

It looks like something a Visitor threw up.

₪

moderate

I live a life of uncomplicated, boring moderation.

₪

faith

If one truly has faith

one doesn't need

religion.

₪

foi

Si l'on a vraiement la foi,

on n'a pas besoin de la
réligion.

₪

pimp

Get your ass out onto that corner

and sell it like it ain't used!

₪

moi

I keep it simple, practical

and rational... generally.

₪

mourning

Try to remember that even though

in his absence you will miss him,

he will always be with you.

₪

firsts

"Why do Mondays suck so bad?"

Little known fact, that is actually

THE first question that Adam

ever asked of God.

₪

ennui

Je viens de me scanner avec

mon Tricordeur médique. Il
indique que je suis presqu'à

morirà cause de l'ennui au
boulot. ::YEUX::

₪

boredom

I have just scanned myself with

a Medical Tricorder. It reads I'm

almost dead from work-related

boredom. ::GLARE::

₪

daleks

Promise me, if it gets all eye-stalks

and sink-plungers, warn me

and run like Hell.

- Ace.

₪

lenses

Well, they are clearly Satan's contacts

and you should take them out and

send them to Hell where they belong.

₪

trick

It looks evil! You should trap it and

FedEx it back to Pat Robertson.

₪

zombies

A long, strong sword. First thing you need

to do is cut off their heads and hands. This

way they cannot eat you or grab you. You

also need Napalm. Set those SOB's on
fire. Oh and a full body kevlar suit....

₪

♥♥

I have two hearts.

One for casual and one for best.

₪

future

The future is what you make it today.

₪

blue-screens

Well, it was more I threatened to burn my PC

and buy a Mac if theses gods-damned drivers

don't start behaving... and AND OH, let me

tell you, those fucking blue-screens can go to Hell!

₪

betrayal

It must be nice to be all young and

fresh and green. Wait until they

stab you in the back, then you'll

see it isn't all peaches n cream.

₪

circumstances

A lot of things brought you to where
you are, but I bet only a few things
will take you to where you are going.

₪

stable

Consistency is for stable, uninspired people.

₪

myspace

Ditch the Space and stick with the Face.

₪

lobbyist

I never share with babies or the elderly.

They are the worst of all the lobbyist

and special interest groups!

₪

idiots

There are a lot of idiots out there.

₪

optimist

Optimists really get on my nerves.

Always shytting rainbows

and farting flowers.

₪

teamwork

So, I survived our English meeting

today without hurting anyone.

-Heather

₪

healthcare

The biggest obstacle with health care reform

isn't the money. It's asking every American

to give a damn about each other regardless.

₪

tears

The tears that I cry

fear the ocean.

₪

larmes

Les larmes qui tombent de

mes yeux craignent l'océan.

₪

eyes

With my eyes I see the world

and all of its terrific wonder, and

from them fall tears that fear

being part of the ocean.

₪

yeux

Avec mes yeux je perçois le monde
et tout ses merveilles terrifiques, et
d'eux tombent des larmes qui
ont peur d'être partie de l'océan.

₪

popular

What can I say, I am kind of a big deal.

-Rachell.

₪

relationships

Bring a life-jacket, just in case it sinks!

-John H.

₪

good-day

My work day started off with
a Canadian Flag and ended
with a Fleur-de-lis.
It was a f-in' rad day!

₪

off

I have very few words to describe
today... off and wtf?

₪

work-related

I want to skip work again today,
but ::le sigh:: I won't. Instead I will
suffer through an afternoon
by myself with the world's most OCD
neurotic boss - probably should see
Pharmacist before I go in.

₪

AFFC

I'm on file with the Department of Agriculture
and Agri-Food Canada (AAFC)/Agriculture et
Agroalimentaire Canada).

₪

DATA

I am a sentient, carbon-based life-form.
I am wholly organic.
And I am safe in moderation.

₪

CDC

Yes, there is a volume written on the
possible side-affects of ODing on me
at the CDC. It's a hysterical read!

₪

hotness

When we're both a little hotter?!
Honey, any hotter and the Fed's
will have to put a warning label on us.

₪

fructose

I made from sugar. I have no artificial
ingredients, and I am safe in moderation.

₪

agism

I couldn't do it without clean...
boring living... ::lol:: 30 y/o.

₪

work

I just barely made it through the work-day
without drugs and alcohol ::lol... and le sigh::.

₪

today

"Oy", is the only word I have
to describe all of today.

₪

pool-boy

When you find him, you should
do unspeakable things to him!

₪

godliness

I stand firmly by my point.
Money is not godly.

₪

doubt

It is not for us to question Satan's work.

₪

binging

Oy, it was a "steak and cake" night
and I still feel like a stuffed moose
on the wall of a back-water bar in
small-town Saskatchewan
and that was hours ago.

₪

hungry

I am foraging for food like a starving and
jittery woodland creature ::spazzSPAZZ::.

₪

work-related

But godless 1/2 hours are fun -- much more
so than fundamentalist 1/2 hours!

- Heather Shearer.

₪

wanna-be

Even though I came out as Kermit,
I still wanna be Piggy... especially
"Pigs in Space" Piggy which is sort of
a mix between Piggy, Farrah and Uhura.
That would rock!

₪

tempus

Tempus non fugit cito.
Time doesn't fly quickly.

₪

computer

::insert the computer's voice on the USS Enterprise::

WTF-sequence has been initiated.

₪

job

I have arrived at work,
and I completely regret it

₪

sofia

The wisdom of Sofia Petrillo never ends.

₪

divine

Honey, it's coconut, it's cream and it's pie...
::insert drooling:: - it's a trifecta of divinity!

₪

warning

Something to keep in mind,
when I don't get pie... I get
physically violent. FYI. ::lol::

₪

unstable

If I don't get pie soon,
the cosmos may unravel.

₪

reaction

There better f'in be pie
tonight or I'll get violent!

₪

pie

There was no decent pie... so chaos ensued.

₪

work-related

Is "this"
::insert grimace and hand gestures::
over yet?

₪

need

What I have is really all I need.

₪

heart

I once saw a man in the desert, naked, bestial.
In his hand he held his heart, and ate of it.
I asked him, "Friend, is it good?" He replied,
"It is bitter, bitter, but I like it because it is
bitter, and because it is my heart."

"The Black Riders and Other Lines"
-a poem by Stephen Crane.

₪

acting

Well, my one-man Tartuffe went over very well,
but my cats are partial to several of the early
Twilight Zone episodes I have performed.

₪

freepositions

Let the verbal compliment live freely,
or it will mutiny and chop of the heads
of the Grammarians! FREEPOSTIONS!

₪

grammar

English denies it's Germanic heritage
when we enslave the preposition to
the head of a adpositional relative clause.

₪

class

The apostrophe is not
the high-birth step-sibling
of the comma.

₪

befriending

That's usually the first thing I ask people when
befriending them, "Do you know how to use an
apostrophe?". If they waiver, I send them packing.

₪

apostrophe

I like l'apostrophe. It's like a death marker.
Here lies the letter "o". May it rest in peace.

₪

motivation

I've found that the best thing to do
when trying to find motivation is
to get up off the couch, then check
under it. If it's not there try the kitchen.

₪

personality

Sometimes I wish I had
multiple personalities...
because sometimes I know
I could use a break from me.

₪

blondes

Heidi Pratt makes Elizabeth Hassleback
look like a freaking scholar!

₪

hookers

I operate my entire business from my vagina.

₪

hiatus

Huits Mots is on holiday, Love.
Be back soon.

₪

death

So this is how he'd [Frith] finally go:
defending a lump of alien crap while
shooting zombies and freezing
his knackers off.

Project: Valhalla. Pg 136

₪

oracle

Oracle, the Forge's data-net portal
and central computer. All seeing.
All knowing. Pain in the arse.

Project:Valhalla. Pg. 6

₪

brilliant

Be true to yourself and be brilliant.

₪

-Remebering Suzanne

suzann

Wherever you go, my thoughts go with you.

₪

anger-management

In through the nose,
out through the fist.

₪

jesus

WWJB?
Who Would Jesus Bomb?

₪

martha

If Martha Stewart can do it, so can I.

₪

hormone

Plan B started this weekend:
adventures with rooting hormone!

₪

home-grown

I guess home grown really does change you.

₪

procrastination

Procrastination is an inherent,
inevitable side-affect of schooling.

₪

camping

Ugh, sounds like Hell.
What good is camping
if they're aren't strippers
and cheesecake?

₪

tardy

He looked at me as if I were
going conveniently to pull a
miracle out of my pocket.

₪

fondled

I got mildly, but frequently
fondled tonight... at a bar...
above the sweater kind.

₪

point

Hellllllooooo, it's 9:45pm....
Point at something already!

₪

cute

I'm still pulling off
being totally cute.

₪

whooping

I feel the need to kick some
ass, but I'm not sure why.

₪

invasion

We are in desperate need of a new
British invasion... personally I
wouldn't mind one as well...
::lol:: did I just type that?

₪

sick

I think the pressure has cleared.
Now I just have to focus on
being gorgeous again.

₪

needs

It was a damn busy day...
I need a cookie...
s.

₪

5/5

It's a holiday? I thought it was an excuse
for Americans to drink beer under the
pretense of cultural savvy and appreciation.

₪

work

My work day started off with
a Canadian Flag and ended
with a Fleur-de-lis.
It was a f-in' rad day.

₪

mauve

Is there a DHS Advisory color
for this vague alert? Is...
::insert hesitation:: is it... Mauve?
Is this a Mauve alert?
I don't think I have a shirt
that'll go with Mauve.

₪

moderation

I'm made from sugar.
I have no artificial ingredients.
And I am safe in moderation.

₪

aafc

I'm on file with the Department of
Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada (AAFC)
Agriculture et Agroalimentaire Canada.


₪

sheets

In bed with the religious right sounds like
a very boring, dry-sheets relationship.

₪

evolution

₪

rapture

After the rapture, can I have your car?

₪

rights

If the fetus you save is gay,
will you still protect its rights?

₪

kellog's

Guy: U ever had a three way with the Kelloggs Guy's
Guy: Snap Crakel And POP
Me: No... I only did Crakel, he's Jewish
Guy: lmao
Me: ☺

Guy: wel I like POp
Me: I heard he cam too quickly
Guy: Yeah
Me: but he could do it over and over again
Me: and everybody knows Snap's a whore
Guy: all them Rice crispy treats
Guy: ☺

Me: that bitch will do anything for crack
Me: and I ain't talking about ass
Guy: I am Crakin up here
Me: ☺

₪

mangement

Some of the assiest people
get management positions.

₪

maths

♥ + ♥ = 2♥

₪

A Tribute to Bea

You can't expect me to have lunch
with a man who's favorite part of
a chicken is the right wing!!!

-Maude.

₪

A Tribute to Bea

Customer: Aren't you forgetting something?

Dorothy: Like what?

Customer: Aren't you going to say have a nice day?

Dorothy: No. in the past 45 minutes that I've served you,
you've complained about the food the coffee and the service.
I don't care if you have a PULSE much less a nice day!

₪

A Tribute to Bea

You know, I spend most of my life
turning things down. There's a lot
of crap out there.

₪

A Tribute to Bea

I'm not playing a role.
I'm being myself,
whatever the hell that is.

₪

A Tribute to Bea

After being in the business
for such a long time, I've done
everything but rodeo and porno.

₪

cat

The swift, lithe cat jumped
over the keyboard and mouse.

₪

sodomy

An old man came into the shop
the other day and complained that
Sodomy was ruining this country.

I said, "Sir, I don't want to hear about
the private, sexual practices of
America's Evangelical Christians".


₪

choices

Embracing nurture (upbringing) is easy.
A stronger person embraces nature (humanity).

₪

breakfast

Hell is other people... at breakfast.

₪

hell

Hell is other people.

-Jean-Paul Satre.

₪

flirting

Por supuesto, no permito a los feos de tocarme.
Of course, I don't let ugly people touch me.

₪

Cher

We were 14 fucking rows away from Cher!

₪

panic

You've caused wide-spread
panic among the students.

₪

disappointment

If you will excuse me, I am going to
step outside and scream "FUCK!" at
the top of my lungs until I die.
I'm sure you will hear me.

₪

bitching

₪

language

The gift of language is divine in origin.

₪

bully

The last thing the world needs
is a permanent asshole.

₪

change

What makes good, better?
A change in spelling.

₪

brave

Side-line mockery of the brave
is the sport of the weak.

₪

reading

I can read! I just choose not to.

₪

colérique

The longer you keep it in the
more colérique the eruption.

₪

colérique = hot-tempered

amnesia

You can't run from yourself.
Better to face your demons
than pray for amnesia.

₪

childish

Even the eldest sage is a child sometimes.

₪

cowardly

Ignorance, hatred and prejudice
are the path of the cowardly.

₪

habit

I have a bad habit too...
getting out of bed.
Oy and what's worse...
I will actually go to work.
No therapist will touch me.

₪

business

Your business is with the dead, not the living.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 458.

₪

self

A man who denies his past is a man who
truly denies himself a future, for he refuses
to know himself, and to deny knowledge
of oneself is to stumble through life as
handicapped as the blind mute.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 456.

₪

knowledge

Knowledge is a better weapon
than the sword.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 452.

₪

old

He's a German, ancient as Egypt itself
and dripping with money.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 451.

₪

virgin

Tomorrow you will no longer
be able to call yourself virgin.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 450.

₪

fight

You must fight tyranny always,
live for the freedom of belief...
freedom of thought. This is
our gift to you.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 446.

₪

toad

"Mama! Look!"

Jacob opens his hand, in its
center squats a tiny pink toad.

"He is smaller than my thumb."


"He belongs in the woods, Jacob.
You must return him to his home."


"But first he shall go to
war with a beetle."


"Jacob, man must not decide these
things. You must let the creature go."


The Witch of Cologne. pg. 430.

₪

faggot

Below a street peddler sells a bundle
of faggots to a serving maid.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 398.

₪

dog

"A dog! Esther! Mama! I'm to have a dog!"

"Only for the painting, Jacob."

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 386.

₪

fear

"Gehard, what do you fear?
The pickpockets or the whores?"

"Both, you scoundrel."

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 383.

₪

omnipotent

The omnipotent finger of God is here present
in the anatomy of a louse, in which you shall
find wonder heaped upon wonder and be
amazed by the wisdom of God manifest in
the most minute matter.

The Witch of Cologne. pg.375.

₪

health

My mom had a heart attack at 59,
her mom had a stroke at 59 and a
heart attack at 68, and it killed her.
-J.M.

If you're lucky, you're like your father
and will be too stubborn to die before
your 70, but at least you'll do it in a
healthier more sane way.
-Moi

₪

patience

My nerves aren't wracked,
but my patience is tried.

-B. Klingensmith.

₪

insult

Your iPod is full of crap.

₪

gift

And lo, when the dashing young man
returned to his dwelling, the postal faerie
had delivered unto him a package of great joy.

Upon opening the parcel, his eyes did grow wide
and he let out a sigh of great joy and spaketh
with great reverence the words of his saviour
[Martha Stewart], "It's a good thing".

₪

knowledge

Even more revolutionary was his announcement
that the real teaching of God is simply knowledge
of God and the love of one's neighbor.

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 361

₪

servant

This is my good servant, Monsieur Georges.
One might call him my invisible right hand.
I am happy to report that he has spied for
the Spanish and whored for the French.

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 334

₪

faith

Indeed, but faith is an inspiration toward
the betterment of the self. We must not
allow ourselves to be contaminated by hate.

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 322

₪

relationship

If you can free yourself from the dictatorship of
the passions then all that occurs will be a result of
your relations with the external but of your own
true nature within, which is God himself.

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 321

₪

corruption

Too late, my love, you have corrupted me with
your philosophies and I cannot be what I was before.

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 319

₪

love

To love one's fellow man is to love God, is it not?

The Witch of Cologne. Pg. 288

₪

GWB

The George W. Bush library will be full
of Fiction... just like his presidency.

₪

heartbeat

Don't get me wrong. Sure he's pretty.
I'd do him in a drunken, arrhythmic
heartbeat. But, he's still not my type.

₪

work

Well, if you were looking for a
mind-numbing environment
you came to the right place.

₪

sexuality

Sexuality is like the word "dog".
It generally describes a wide
variation of characteristics
among individuals of a group.

₪

funeral

Evangelicalism doesn't need a bailout.
Much of it needs a funeral.

₪

sell-out

When an Evangelical sells out to
popular secularism, is it really
such a bad thing , or did he do
the world a favor?

₪

wings

Every time an Evangelical gets its wings,
the world heaves a collective sigh of relief.

₪

It's terrible. I know.

weight

He'd be greatly improved if
something heavy dropped on him.

-Charlotte Pollard. Doctor Who.

₪

temptation

Lead me not into temptation,
I can find it myself.

₪

prejudice

Such an ugly woman, the maid thinks, wondering
whether the Jewess is truly a witch, maybe even
half goat under the long skirt.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 244

₪

surgery

Beside the bed lies a bowl in the center
of which the putrid growth squats evilly.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 241

₪

politics

Be warned: my brother is a creature of politics,
he has no sensibility of the needs of others.

The Witch of Cologne. pg 235

₪

comfort

I would rather be a comfortable renegade
than a suffering beauty.

The Witch of Cologne. pg 232

₪

hate

Hate is not Christian; it is a toxin that
can only fester like a canker....

The Witch of Cologne. pg 217

₪

propaganda

Protestants are never known for their
compliancy, sire, but they do make
excellent propagandists.

The Witch of Cologne. pg. 208

₪

christians

They burned two of their own last week.
I was there, I haven't seen such joviality
since Christmas.

The Witch of Cologne. pg 199

₪

thought

Hello. Psychiatric? I need a bed...
::dramatic pause::
better make it two,
I'm bringing the letter "k" with me.

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canadian

Attention everyone! Tricia Helfer,
better known as Cylon # 6 on
Battlestar Galactica, is Canadian!
That is all.

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proposition

Proposition 8
equals
propagation hate.
Don't be hatin'.

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drag

If you don't like at least one song
by a drag performer, you are dull
and should consider getting out more.

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cutting

When you cut Céline, you are cutting me.

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.crap

I was gonna order it off the internet
until I realized there wasn't such a
thing as amazon.crap!

-Dick Solomon
Third Rock from the Sun.

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jealousy

Oh! Well, call up everyone
and tell them to go to Hell!

-Dick Solomon.
Third Rock from the Sun.

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political-correctness

You didn't end his life...
you started his death.

-Mrs. Bianco

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hatered

Phelps and his hate-filled family can suck it!

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symbol

Let you be the symbol of your faith.
(Not a star, a cross, or a crescent.)

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faith

Believing in God is not a prerequisite of faith.

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sick

Here, have a whiff. It's pneumonia scented.

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mother

It's hard to explain my mother.
She has to be experienced.

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drama

Mother's dramatic performance
this morning was clearly overacted.

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morning

I am definitely having an
"All about my Mother/Mommy Dearest" morning.

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love/hate

If it's part of your programming to kill me
because I am not one of you, then so be it.
But before you do, you need to know that
I love you. I love you.

And if there is even an ounce of your will
that can overcome that programming,
then all the better because to know love
is to know god. And there is no finer gift
one can give to another.

Do you stand for or against love?

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(Cylon Inspiration)

pisces

I've been drowning in the waters for so long
that I have forgotten I am a fish.

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personality

He's bright... blinding almost...
liking looking into the Sun.

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sweets

I am highly, HIGHLY suspicious
of people who don't eat sweets.

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happiness

I have discovered the key to eternal happiness
is a glazed, chocolate cake-donut with coconut.

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bigot

I have no time for your hateful ignorance.

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achievement

I set the bar low, so I could achieve high.

-Trix.

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mornings

I am 90% useless before 10am.

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facebook

My laundry is done. It's a Tuesday night in
Central PA where there is nothing to do but
hang out at Le Walmart... and I did that
last night. I am about to be snowed in
::beams with joy::.
And I am not scheduled to have a good cry
over nothing until Thursday ;-). Please,
where else would I be other than on Facebook
::lol::.

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belief

Believe all of you is your best asset!

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asset

I believe all of me is my best asset.

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backdoor

He quietly and nobly walked out the backdoor.

-A. and I about her father.

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superbowl

Maybe that's how he gets so much penetration.
He jumps early

-J. Madden Superbowl XLIII.

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piaf

Ah non, je ne peux pas faire ça?
Ça me sert de quoi d'être Edith Piaf alors?

Oh, I can't do it?
What good does it do me being Edith Piaf then?

- Edith Piaf. La vie en rose.


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#

The world doesn't run on numbers alone.

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gifts

Honour the gifts you have been given daily.

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common-ground

Instead of finding a reason against
someone's belief or point of view,
find something you have in common.

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one-up

Instead of one-uping someone's moment
be happy for them and praise it.

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work

I'm not going to sell anything
any faster by looking busy.

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proselytize

I'm sure you're very nice people.
But, the price of joining your cult
is too high for me. I cannot willingly
submit my free-will, my independent
thought, my body or my soul to the
dogma you conscientiously follow
and blindly obey.

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learning

If your ultimate goal in learning is
to achieve the highest grade, then
you've missed the point of learning.

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grades

Grades are important,
but they are not everything.

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bird

I will flip my bird wherever, whenever and
at whomever I please, thank you very much.

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sides

Unfortunately, far too many who are on the "right"
see the middle as "left", leaving no middle, and
that's why nothing gets accomplished.

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general-public

It seems everyday someone plumbs new
and unexplored areas of rudeness,
stupidity and bad hygiene.

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inauguration

It felt like the fog had cleared even though
the weight was still on my shoulders.

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politics

Politics is an invention of Man, not divinity.

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work

I've been here for about 2 days since this morning.

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nascar

Driving race-cars does not make you a hero.

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values

Christian values do not serve all the people.

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tv

There's way too much crap on TV.

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feel

J'aime éprouver... le bon et le mal... tous.
I love to feel.. the good & the bad... everything.

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primal

Too much of anything makes me violently primal.

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fog

Fog is just snow that hasn't
realised it's full potential.

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promise

He promised never to flood the Earth again.
He never said anything about
not covering it in snow.

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bible

At least with the dictionary,
the words are unbiased.

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sci-fi

Sci-fi is a great vehicle for social commentary.

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cylon

OMG! I'm a fraking Cylon!

life

Life is in the process not the result.

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look

I have a longstanding, trademark
"bemused/resigned" look.

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princesses

::lol:: you know, that's how all these fairy-tale
princesses get in to trouble in the first place...
they are either arms wide open welcoming
every evil witch in disguise that passes
her by or they are hanging out with giants.

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cookies

Whey Protein Chocolate Chip Cookies?
WTF? Those sounds like terrible cookies.

An abomination in the googly eyes
of Our Lord Cookie Monster.
Sacred scripts dictate that you should
sanctify the site with fire
or suffer the wrath of painful
disfigurement and continuous nightmares.

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chocolate

I am extremely territorial
about everything chocolate.

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uglify

Bill - Oh Tim, I'm sure you are "chemy" enough" to
invent a fantastic anti-aging cream or something.

Me -I haven't figure out how to make it anti-aging
without also being proactively uglifiying.

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piña

It's a piña colada New Year, g/f!

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