today

"Oy", is the only word I have
to describe all of today.

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pool-boy

When you find him, you should
do unspeakable things to him!

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godliness

I stand firmly by my point.
Money is not godly.

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doubt

It is not for us to question Satan's work.

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binging

Oy, it was a "steak and cake" night
and I still feel like a stuffed moose
on the wall of a back-water bar in
small-town Saskatchewan
and that was hours ago.

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hungry

I am foraging for food like a starving and
jittery woodland creature ::spazzSPAZZ::.

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work-related

But godless 1/2 hours are fun -- much more
so than fundamentalist 1/2 hours!

- Heather Shearer.

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wanna-be

Even though I came out as Kermit,
I still wanna be Piggy... especially
"Pigs in Space" Piggy which is sort of
a mix between Piggy, Farrah and Uhura.
That would rock!

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tempus

Tempus non fugit cito.
Time doesn't fly quickly.

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computer

::insert the computer's voice on the USS Enterprise::

WTF-sequence has been initiated.

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job

I have arrived at work,
and I completely regret it

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sofia

The wisdom of Sofia Petrillo never ends.

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divine

Honey, it's coconut, it's cream and it's pie...
::insert drooling:: - it's a trifecta of divinity!

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warning

Something to keep in mind,
when I don't get pie... I get
physically violent. FYI. ::lol::

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unstable

If I don't get pie soon,
the cosmos may unravel.

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reaction

There better f'in be pie
tonight or I'll get violent!

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pie

There was no decent pie... so chaos ensued.

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work-related

Is "this"
::insert grimace and hand gestures::
over yet?

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need

What I have is really all I need.

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heart

I once saw a man in the desert, naked, bestial.
In his hand he held his heart, and ate of it.
I asked him, "Friend, is it good?" He replied,
"It is bitter, bitter, but I like it because it is
bitter, and because it is my heart."

"The Black Riders and Other Lines"
-a poem by Stephen Crane.

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acting

Well, my one-man Tartuffe went over very well,
but my cats are partial to several of the early
Twilight Zone episodes I have performed.

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freepositions

Let the verbal compliment live freely,
or it will mutiny and chop of the heads
of the Grammarians! FREEPOSTIONS!

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grammar

English denies it's Germanic heritage
when we enslave the preposition to
the head of a adpositional relative clause.

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class

The apostrophe is not
the high-birth step-sibling
of the comma.

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befriending

That's usually the first thing I ask people when
befriending them, "Do you know how to use an
apostrophe?". If they waiver, I send them packing.

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apostrophe

I like l'apostrophe. It's like a death marker.
Here lies the letter "o". May it rest in peace.

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motivation

I've found that the best thing to do
when trying to find motivation is
to get up off the couch, then check
under it. If it's not there try the kitchen.

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personality

Sometimes I wish I had
multiple personalities...
because sometimes I know
I could use a break from me.

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blondes

Heidi Pratt makes Elizabeth Hassleback
look like a freaking scholar!

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hookers

I operate my entire business from my vagina.

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