voting

I have to choose a side in order for my
voice to be heard? What a load of old shit!

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waterlily

Waterlily..., that's what I call myself sometimes....

-Blanche Devereaux. The Golden Girls

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minority

I will defend you when you can't fight.
I will be your voice when you can't speak.
I will be your light when you've lost your way.

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book

I know. Most of you are in shock to hear
that I have not only read, but also finished a book.

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south

It is truly disturbing how far north the South is.

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right

Christians have as much of a right to voice
their views in the public square. That doesn't
mean they should run the public square.

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-Angie

dead

The dead ones were the beginning of the end.

-Linda

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pumpkins

Some pumpkins met an untimely death that evenin.

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shatner

Star Trek ain't shit without The Shat.

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-For the Trek purists, the poor souls.

therapy

This is a purely self-indulgent
and therapeutic place.

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numbers

0, 1, 2, 5, 10, half & double*

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*the only numbers important to me

money

Money is certainly one of Man's worst creations.

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nationality

I'm an American. I can't afford to get sick.

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life

My life is small. The world is big.

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kills

"As long as it kills", wow. Let me ask you something,
will the stories you have to tell be in the format of a
dramatic re-enactment or interpretive dance?

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bar

"Homolulu" is an excellent name for a bar.

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prop 8

Say not to Prop 8, say no to hate.

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email

Anyway, the boss is back and I need
to at least look like I work here.

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psychosis

I just realized how busy I am going to be.
I should schedule a sit down with myself
and discuss this... reasonably.

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bond

There is a strong psychic bond
between the two of us... despite the
"wtf" look I sometimes put on your face.

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responsible

Whatever mess I get into, I know I
am ultimately responsible to
free myself from it.

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anger

My lips aren't the only thing that is pursed.

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clone

Sonya wishes she had a clone,
but not an evil one.
Ok, it could be evil,
just as long as it does my work.

-Sonya M.K.

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butt

If you can't hide it, own it.

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bitches

As for the secretary, sometimes
people are just "full-time bitches".

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kanata

If the word "Canada" comes from
an Iroquois word meaning "village",
then does that make all Canadians
"Village People"?

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whoopi

I studied at
the University of Whoopi
where our motto is,
"I'll cut you and you're family".

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numbers

I only work metrically...
units of 10, 5, 2, 1 or 0.
All other numbers are pointless.

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fat-loser

Hello my name is Dick and I'm a fat-loser*.

Dick Soloman. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

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*Dick is at a weight-loss group of the same name.

spanky

I feel so utterly exposed and vulnerable,
and not in the fun, spanky way.

Dick Soloman. 3rd Rock from the Sun.

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