film

Please stay away from sharp instruments for
at least three weeks after viewing this film
and do not operate heavy equipment.

-Crow. MST3K.

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dialogue

Well the music's terrible but at least
it's drowning out the dialogue.

-Crow. MST3K.

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operator

She's disguised as Lisa, our Time Life operator.

- Crow. MST3K.

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apocalypse

So Drew Carey's archnemesis,
Mimi, survives the Apocalypse.

- Crow. MST3K.

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distopia

For some reason Vermont became
the epicentre of distopia!

- Servo. MST3K.

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lying

You know, sometimes I think
I lie because I'm evil.

- Pearl Forrester. MST3K.

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judgmental

Mike - Why are you so evil Pearl?

Pearl - Hum. I'm filled with hate.
I don't know if that helps.
You know, Mike, people can be
awfully judgmental about evil.


- Pearl Forrester. MST3K.

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0

It's supposed to get down to absolutely zero,
so that's why I always wear a sweater.

- Pearl Forrester. MST3K.

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