reference

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mine

I got one and mine ain't hard.

-Denny

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bal

Lorsque la vie se maquille en mascara,
on s'en fait un bal masqué.

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masquerade

When life gives you mascara, make masquerade.

-Em

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boyfriend

Hi. Nice to meet you.
I really like your boyfriend.
Now back off!

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nonsense

If it doesn't make sense, don't worry about it.

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drinks

I mixed coffee and red bull together.
NOW I'M SEEING NOISES!

-Ward

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horoscope

My horoscope left me totally unprepared today.

-Trix

answers

There really are only two answers.

WD40 or Duct-tape.

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chicken-stick

He needs to start using his fingers

to get it started.  It only hurts for a little bit.

-Justin

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florida

Florida is God's waiting room.

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guarantee

Do you really need a

lifetime guarantee on a coffin?

-Lauren

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cramps?

I wanna see you bent over in agony.

-Denny

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perfect

I'm so glad he knows I'm perfect.

-LF

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senseless

Senseless arguments are so worthless in the end.

-Donald

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relax

I've got to get out of here and relax in a tree.

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wine

This is not great wine, but it is red.

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poke

You never accepted the poke I sent you.
You don't get any more.

-Harry

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double-entendre

I'm just curious. I never do, but
there's a first time for everything.

-Denny

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apocalypse

please don't restrict me to neocons...
they just happen to be the the most
exciting to watch when they scream
for jesus and then explode.

-James

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