vie

Ma vie est miniscule. Le monde est vaste.

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cooking

You can't steam canned-vegetables!
I'm completely convinced now that
she doesn't know how to cook and
has just been faking it all these years.

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fire

That's why Man's first invention was fire...
so later he could burn the things he didn't like.

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obsession

I am all for supporting people's obsessions.

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nut-job

One of my bosses is a complete nut-job!

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canada

Canada cannot be Canada without the French,
otherwise they risk just becoming redneck Americans.

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chrétiens

Minuit, chrétiens, c'est l'heure solennelle,
Où l'Homme-Dieu descendit jusqu'à nous
Pour effacer la tache originelle

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eve

Walkin' with you in a winter's snow
Kissin' underneath the mistletoe
People smiling everywhere we go
It's Christmas Eve and they can see we're in love
Ooh, you make the season bright
With the lights reflected in your eyes
All my dreams are comin' true tonight
It's Christmas Eve and I can see we're in love

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jesus

If you love Jesus, then you love Jews.

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miracle

נס גדול היה שם
Nes Gadol Haya Sham
A great miracle happened there

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cancer

What we don't know is killing us.

-Fran Drescher on Cancer.

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team-player

The term "team-player"
makes my asshole clench.

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assembly

I've had grueling, physical exams that
were more stimulating than the
school assembly I witnessed today.

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o2

No, you can't breath Oxygen when it's a solid.

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fat

Excuse me! I'm fat and I need room!

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rainbow

Somewhere over my big butt
way up high....

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learnin'

Why do we have to learn all the time?

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hookin'

I didn't even have to hook her. She wanted it.

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-Me about a making a sale at work,
nothing to do with prostitution

fitness

John - John is dreading grocery shopping.


Dave - Stick to the Perimeter! Ignore the call
of the CHEESE TOASTIES and other highly
processed carbs that scream out from the
aisle in between! LOL :) ::whip crack::


Tim - ::LMAO @ Dave:: In other words,
don't go to market. There's nothing there
for you but plastic-wrapped love-handles
and and greasy bags full of self-loathing
and crippling depression.


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mace

Make a whorish presumption about me
and I'll spray you in the face with mace.

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soap-box

I'm just gonna stay on my soap-box.

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prejudice

Hate and prejudice, however they may be
disguised, are still the easy way out in
believing oneself to be better than another.

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behaviour

Feeling bad that you reacted how you did
is a good thing and serves as a reminder
to try to be better the next time.

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descent

I might be coming down
from crazy now...just a bit.

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mrs.

Think of the new Mrs. as the
guy your ex settled on for less.

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internet

God has nothing to do with the internet.
That's all Satan's work.

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sugar

::looks up from a bag of sugar::

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crazy

No one has ever seen me do crazy in here before.

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scream

Imma just gonna go scream... brb.

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moment

I'm having one of those
regret-inspired psycho moments.

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love

Loving is easy.
To stop hating isn't.

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