mid-summer

Dear Perihelion,

You suck! You suck in the suckiest way there
is to suck at anything. May you die a cold and
icy death. And take your frakking bright, dry,
moisture-sucking death-heat with you, you
[insert series of violent expletives and an
insulting European hand gesture].
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Drop dead.
Seriously. Just die.

Your BEF [smile],
Me